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I saw that one ask with fanart about Guide who gets possessed by different sheikah slate powers and my mind went BRWOOOOOOM bcuz you have to think about where that consciousness or spirit came from, and the Sheikah are far from innocent, at least concerning their history as agents of the royal family. Imagine a Guide who becomes more aware of a sort of shared consciousness that’s brimming with hatred and anguish, and whenever they sleep, nightmares—or maybe memories?—of a being tortured endlessly at the bottom of a well…….

That's such a fucked idea I love it

Imagine a little voice in the back of their head, whispering terrible secrets and truths left untold and Player just doesn't know how to act. Maybe they have night terrors of the spirits or start to hallucinate man I just love horror PIUFG

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I saw this and can't help but imagine the idea of a two way mirror whenever Guide was leading the Chain. Like if Player doesn't pause the game and leaves it alone, the respective Link can see them doing whatever through the screen. The absolute abject horror when they realize those unique idle animations weren't actually programmed.

Everyone does something weird or stupid without pausing the game and Guide would be no different.

https://www.tumblr.com/mangosoda114/719693399044882433/what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-him-ppl-on-twitter?source=share

This got me thinking of Wild's idle animation where while he's just in his pants he'll flex so I think it'd personally be hilarious if he was doing it for them IUGFFUPIG

BUT THAT ANIMATION IS SO COOL THOUGH

Also got me thinking about one of the boys shouting "Hurry up!" when Player's taking too long and scaring the shit outta them PUFGH

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[cloudninetonine]

begging on my hands and knees for downbad hyrule ngl

You and me both buddy

Y'all really want to me write that tho, huh?

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[cloudninetonine]

If Player doesn’t “Up dog” Wind at some point I’m going to lose my ever loving shit.

Player would pull every damn joke in the book with Wind because he's a blank slate. "Up dog." "Up high, down low," "Pull my finger." BRO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND PLAYER'S EXCITMENT TO REALISING THAT WOULD BE MALICIOUS

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[cloudninetonine]

Also I think legend kisses very shyly like after his whole wanting us to die arc he would be super sweet and really shy and probably explode in blush, this is my opinion it could go the other way where he’s just compact with kissing energy and does teeth mashing, soul sucking, eyes rolling kisses or something but I would like to think he’s sweet.

Legend is a mischeivous shit so I can definitely see it going both ways. More of sweeter kisses than the passionate ones though I gotta say!!

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[cloudninetonine]

I think wild is extremely inexperienced in kissing, he would do sweet pecks and gentle kisses but would also devour your mouth with tongue and be messy with it to.

I 100% agree with this

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Pffft- I believe you’ve stated that in the next few chapters of APA that another of the boys will remember Player… I’m just laughing at the thought of it being Four because we have almost zero interaction with the man. Probably the guy we’ve had the least amount of interaction with tbh. I know it’ll probably be Sky considering how the story is going but I just thought it would be funny if the guy we barely interact with was the next to remember.

UFEDU It would pretty entertaining wouldn't it? Just him coming up to Player with a mourning look as he whispers he remembers adn Player's just

"Eh?"

[OIEHRG[OIG

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[cloudninetonine]

If u feel bad for making ppl pay u to write then you can always write tremendously down bad Hyrule fics for free, hahaha, you know, as an alternative for paying u to write them

But that's just a suggestion hahaha, of course don't feel forced to do that or anything haha

/j

I cannae argue with that logic honestly PFIGYP

I do gotta write my boy some more down bad content :')

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[cloudninetonine]

Popping in to say in my heads wars sounds like Christian bale, specifically from howls moving castle

🐺🐯

You know what Christian Bale? Yes. Both his accent and deep voice is perfect.

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[cloudninetonine]

hhngh hyrule 🤤🤤

"....clean up on aisle 3."

#cloud answers #anon asks #nsfw #just in case #/j #I get it tho

[cloudninetonine]

Hi Cloud! Hope you're doing good :D

But just having a silly thought, of Time willingly sharing his masks to the Player (under the impression that he somehow kept all of them)

And he lends them the Fierce Deity mask only because FD was throwing a temper tantrum and wanted to be held by player :)

^^ Time anytime Fierce Deity starts complaining

HI EVELYN I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL!!!

I FUCKING LOVE THE IDEA OF FD THROWING A FUCKING TANTRUM WANTING PLAYER TO HOLD HIM ORUIYGFOG

Time just walks by with a tired look and tosses FD gently to Player like "Your turn." and Player's just holding the mask to their chest- FD calms down instantly PIFUGPI

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You are good enough for commissions

TARA SHUSH

I love you lots

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[cloudninetonine]

In hyrule you either kiss them stupid or they kiss you stupid

I hope to GOD I am the one being kissed stupid I am a BOTTOM-

Anyways,

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[cloudninetonine]

I would commission you to write the most horrendously downbad hyrule possible

For real?

Ya'll scaring me a little ngl- I WOULD FEEL BAD TAKING MONEY

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[cloudninetonine]

Saw that post about reader with an army.

Now I can't stop thinking about reader giving koroks guns🔫

I think that might be the funniest and scariest thing ever.

Little forest babies running around with pistols because they can not hold rifles or shot guns!!!

They'd be formindable against monsters

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[cloudninetonine]

It is I! The Wizard-

I've come with two things, one- I love your blog, I love re-reading everything you've written. I was thinking about something similar to the post about the reader being from a horror game, and was thinking. . . What if the reader was from Call of Duty? Just nothing really scares them, stronger than normal, and carrying dangerous dangerous guns. Like them warning the chain about the loud sounds and having to rip a gun out of the boys hands cause they're looking down the barrel, swinging it around, just treating them like they're harmless until they watch the reader snipe a moblin. Idk, was just thinking about that. . .

2- are you okay with receiving stories?

UWFYHGVFOIR YOU'RE SO SWEET THANK YOU!!!

Also as a fellow lowkey lover of the COD fandom (I haven't played in years and don't remember like any of the lore but the newest games sure did bring something back PIUGFPI) I WOULD LOVE THAT- another soldier for the team, give them some cool arse gear that the boys want to learn about for advantages against monsters. Bet you guys those men would love walkie talkies.

I AM PERFECTLY OKAY IN FACT I ENCOURAGE IT!!!! I love reading people's stories

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Id but I had this lil fic stuck in my head all week. The reader gets captured by the yiga but they don't know there with the chain. The reader doesn't put up to much of a fight cause they know the boys we come rescue them. On the 3rd day of getting just bananas to eat she asked one of them don't they know any other way to make them. The yiga said no and reader like I can teach y'all how to make banana bread/ muffins an banana pudding and they take to there kitchen and she cooked up the stuff. The yiga enjoyed so much they let the reader go and they meet up with the chain at kara kara bazaar right before they was about to head to the yiga hide out. The chain just freaking out like how did you escape?! How are not harmed?! Reader tells them they taught them to how many banana bread a banana pudding the yiga liked so much they let the go. The whole chain jaw drops out of shock😹. Wild jus shakes his head like why did t I think of that.

Hope ya liked it💞💞💞 and if ya felt a lil down hope it made ya feel better🫂💞

PLAYER GETTING OUT OF THE YIGA DEN LIKE THAT IS JUST SO ACCURATE GOOFY LOZ CODED I WOULD FUCKING LOVE TO SEE THAT

Player becoming a sort of cooking god that the assassins beg to borrow ever few weeks to learn more banana recipes from.

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