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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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Due to the state of the MILF market, well hung dropouts have been forced to stock their own pantries with snacks. Vape shop owners across the nation have felt the squeeze, now that their customers are getting closer and closer to their parents' credit card limits.

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#writing #memes

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Buffy back study

#buffy #art

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Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.

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Unidentified women c. 1900

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Elementary + textposts

ID in alt text

#elementary #memes #sebastian moran #jamie moriarty #sherlock holmes #joan watson

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It is what we need more than anything.  — Timothy J. Keller 

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

#just leave a comment fest #writing #fanfic #ao3

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

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Doctor prescribed me 100mg of true love’s kiss

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Like Bardcore is a thing and nobody was going to tell me about it?

#ok but you know about Filk too right? just checking #bardcore

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#dark crystal

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star

#Pedro Kruger #art

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Ominous positivity