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tagging your hate is like going to a pasta convention and screaming that you don’t like pasta. you can sit there and argue, “but it’s not a pasta lover’s convention and it did have to do with pasta!" but how many people go to a pasta convention that don’t like pasta?

#me and my keon had this same idea #but we couldn't put into words #but here we go #keonthought

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EXCEEDINGLY IMPORTANT MESSAGE REGARDING CERTAIN RECENT EVENTS AND HOW TO HANDLE THEM

so it seems like the legitimate sociopath is going to attempt murder-suicide. At least from the context clues he’s letting off through his answers to anons.

Those close to banner-and-barton physically need to go and legit help her out and keep her safe. Generally sociopaths have no regard for human life and severely lack of empathy. This also means that if he’s as bullheaded as I’ve seen he will stop at nothing to accomplish his goal, even if it means coming to harm himself.

That makes this individual very dangerous and threats will only push him further into the mindset that he needs to complete his goal. 

The best course of action right now is to just stop talking to him.

It is inflating his ego and his “god-complex" in terms of taking a life. He wants the attention from those BB cares for, he wants to move us into attack rather than sympathy for BB.

Instead of Anonymously attacking this male and giving him our attention we all need to focus on the victim: Jenny. We need to care for her and send her our love instead of giving this male the attention he’s seeking.

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she-strikes-thrice:

The mood was good, until she exchanged words with a man that she hoped would remain a part of the past.  Really, she shouldn’t have been suprised to see Caius Ballad of all people returning from whatever rock he came from. 

"I can’t believe it!" she groaned, and then sighed, rubbing the top of her forehead.  "Caius Ballad of all people.  Why Etro, why…"  She guessed that it would be fair, not knowing she passed by a news camera that happened to catch the rant while waiting for another local event to happen.

She was seen walking towards a soda machine to pick up something that would soothe her nerves.  At least there was no misunderstandings about pleasure to see the other. 

#shestrikesthrice #submission #letters #caius ballad

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It's come to our attention that the area that Granyeul's mun is in is under fire. We're unsure of the exact details, but we we really do wish the best and hope for her safety. As well if there's anything we at the mooglenetwork can do for Yeul-mun to help her feel better, we're willing to put those into action. 

I, Keon Raske, would personally like to extend a warm hug to her. My family's home burnt down when I was 14, so I very much know the fear of fire, and if there's absolutely anything I can do to assist you from where I am, I would be honored to help.

#granyeul #munnews

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And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I have this.

#keon's idol #he loovvess stephen colbert #he wants to be him when he grows up *w* #notnews

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Special Events promotions

If you, or your muse, have any special events they'd like features on the mooglenetwork, such as birthdays or other things, you can let us know by phone or letter, and we'll be sure to feature it on this channel!

#announcement

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Birthday!

So, we have just received word from the mun of Wakka that it's his birthday today  and she's planning a special surprise party for him that'll take place through tonight and tomorrow. In her letter to us, she didn't state the specifics of the party, but would welcome anybody who would like to help wish him a happy Birthday!

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Dear Fang,

That is an alright decision. I await your official reply in the morning.

Best of wishes,

Head of Mooglenetwork,

Keon Raske

letter #1 - From Orebayunfang

- A bit later, taken more time to properly type the message:

Dear Keon Raske,

I don’t think Vanille or Yeul would approve of me coming in drunk, so I will give you an official reply in the morning.  Hopefully the hangover won’t be too bad.

Oreba Yun Fang

#orerbayunfang #letters

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Dear Fang,

I would prefer if you would not kick my butt, but please feel free to stumble in drunk, or however you wish to come. It would be an honour if you would be a guest on our network sometime. 

Sincerely,

Head of Mooglenetwork,

Keon Raske

letter #1 - From Orebayunfang

Dear Cocoon Newscaster,

I am emailing this in.  If there any potys (typos) it is because auto correct did not catch it.  Apparetnly some gayface thinks I should kick your butt.  Do not worry, if I wante to, I would be sober by the time I got there.

Enjoy your evening.

Oreba yUm Fang

#letters #orebayunfang

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It's been sighted, it's been sighted!

Fang notably got drunk late this evening, and now her current whereabouts are unknown. She was sighted by Yeul and Vanille, who claim to be very amused with her behavior, although refused to state what exactly was going on with her drunken stupor.

#granyeul

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Stormy Weather

In a recordbreaking snowstorm, the Sunleth Waterscape is actually getting snow! And it's not just Cocoon's weather that has gone downhill, it's Spira's as well as Ivalice's.

In Spira, the biggest Blitzball match of the year - Between the Luca Goes and the Besaid Auorchs was canceled because of Heavy Rain and snow. 

Wakka, the captain of the Besaid Aurochs, was not thrilled with today's weather.

"Aw man, it was the biggest game of the year, and we were gonna prove to those Goers that we're the very best that ever was, yah?"

The game is schedule to be replayed next week, at 4 .M. Standard Spiran Time.

In Ivalice, Rabanastre has received yet another major sandstorm! These are typical though of the dry season. However, this one is predicted to be an extremely major storm, affecting travel and merchant routes - even stopping airships from flying.

Please ensure if you are from any of those areas to take caution and any extra measures to keep you and those around you safe. There are helpful instructions and tips on the official mooglenet website, along with links to other sites with resources.

But at least in Rozarria, we seem to have really good vacation weather. However ,some squalls are rolling in from the south, with little cloud cover. No snow is even expected for the northern region, but should expect a few flashes of Lightning and Storms. 

Southern Rozarria seems to be the best spot for traveling at the moment, and they also have their yearly celebrations going on as well.

The weather, in most places, now is a pain, but we wish the best of luck in your travels, and we'll be keeping you up to date with the latest weather conditions, so keep your Fang on this channel, and the official website.

#granyeuls hiatus #granyeul

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You are welcome. If you have any other requests, be sure to let us know.

Thank you. *smiles* This means so much to me.

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Yes, we will remember you. And we will do our best to make sure the rest of the world doesn't forget you, or the sacrifices you've made for us, and the timeline.

*smiles* Thank you for your kind words. It means very much to me, and I look forward to meeting you again.

If I am allowed to make a request...I would not like to be forgotten. Remember me?

#granyeul

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That's actually a really wonderful idea. We could definitely do it if our viewers are on board with it.

Unholy; Omg now I want like a group for all the personified planets and they can like fit into anime stereotypes and have cute little faceclaims lIKE WOULDN’T THAT BE CUTE AS HELL

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And it is simply maddess out there! Talking planets, talking Springs, it's no wonder people are getting confused and agitated.

We'll be bringing you a live special report on the chaos just after this commercial break.

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And in a mad fit of rage, our company owner rushed to make a Sulyya Springs, exclaiming 'I have to do it before somebody else does or I'll DIE' And so a Sulyya Springs was born.

Remember folks, send in your FF blogs so can post them here!

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Independent talking Bhunivelze blog from FFXIII-2/LR