I have been waiting all year to post this.
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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
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mutuals im making hot chocolate and spiritually handing it out to you all
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This year my resolution is to eradicate the phrase "swept under the rug" from my vocabulary entirely and replace it with "mopped under the rug"
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Hot hot hot hot chocolate
HEY WE GOT IT
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today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift?
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DE WINTON’S GOLDEN MOLE ALIVE AND WELL LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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Yeah you definitely need to read the Bible mate
You ever just. Think about Sodom and Gamorrah
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I think maybe you should read the Bible again maybe then you'll calm down
You ever just. Think about Sodom and Gamorrah
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The USPS is releasing Dungeons & Dragons stamps next year.
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