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oh the sawed-on shotgun update seems really cool! Cant wait to circumcise gabriel

#talking

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R.I.P. V2 Ultrakill you would have loved Homestuck page 3297

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i cannot stress how Neutral v1 is regarding gabriel. they treat him the exact same way they'd treat a filth or a sentry or a stray because as long as it has blood its all the same.

apologies for going down the "cold unfeeling machine" approach with my interpretation of V1 but to me they are an animal domesticated out of mercy. they are like a cat with the native species they turn extinct. they are a persistence predator that holds no sympathy for their quarry when it trips and falls because it gives them an opportunity to strike

i think my most controversial ultrakill opinion isd that gabv1el is infinitely better onesided. gabriel is nauseatingly obsessed with the machine that rewired all of his brain pathways and changed the trajectory of his life. And the machine does not even remember his name. he is just another sack of blood to fuel it along the way. he is just more points for the terminals. it will never play his themes in the cybergrind because they do not excite it.

#talking #i think this is mainly stemming from my opinion that every other machine feels and has emotions #but that v1 is just fundamentally and intrinsically Different. they could never get along with another machine because all of their #core programming is built for and about extermination. they trigger the uncanny valley for the other machines

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i think my most controversial ultrakill opinion isd that gabv1el is infinitely better onesided. gabriel is nauseatingly obsessed with the machine that rewired all of his brain pathways and changed the trajectory of his life. And the machine does not even remember his name. he is just another sack of blood to fuel it along the way. he is just more points for the terminals. it will never play his themes in the cybergrind because they do not excite it.

#talking #now onto my next point: v1 x the terminals

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has anyone ever asked hakita how much each coin you toss is worth? logically its probably just pennies but i wanna know how many economies V1 could bankrupt with the sheer power of +FIST-FULL OF DOLLAR

#a single P-2 p-rank could probably pay my rent

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hi. since i still get like consistent notes on this blog even tho i never post. how about u guys check out my non-ultkl art blawg too ----> @feliformiaboy <------

#talking

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i was kind of cooking if im being honest

thinking about my first ever ultrakill fanart on this fine saturday night

#talking #tis from like... 8 months ago almost

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thinking about my first ever ultrakill fanart on this fine saturday night

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day 1 gabrillion of being deranged about this guy

#my pictures #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #this is a bit old so i mightve already posted it. sorry

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something something nine inch nails

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destroy me - mr.kitty

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GABIEL.. #fav

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This NERD

#hes so shiny.... slaps his bald head

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STARTING 2024 OFF STRONG

#blacked out hit reblog

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i get the appeal of Funy Dogy Earthmover but to me that thing is a hooves. Thast a horses. DOes the term horseman of the apocalypse mean nothing 2 u

#talking

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WRONG BLOG LOL

#WOBBLEDOGS JUMPSCARE

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Transcript for "😇 Advice for the new year":

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS. TAKE YOUR MEDS AND DO YOUR TREATMENT.

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Transcript for "😈 Advice for the new year":

Are you stupid? Are y- Are you stupid?

Just quit. Literally just don't even do it. I would just not do that.

I don't work one hour, no less eighteen.

Dumbass. *vineboom*

Walk out.

Shit yourself and walk out. They can't stop you.

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#SIR YES SIR!!!!!