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"I could fix him" well I could be the one person he's nice to and soft with, while he remains just as unbelievably awful as ever to everyone else <3

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Unironically the hottest thing a man can be is pathetic

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🐝  *  ―  𝑪𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑳 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑰𝑬𝑾. ( send one or more of these to get to know the person behind the blog a little better. )

[ cherry ]  what is one thing you love about yourself? [ crimson ]  what is one thing you wish you could change about yourself? [ scarlet ]  what is one thing you wish you could do? [ ruby ]  give one random fun fact about yourself. [ tangerine ]  do you speak other languages? if yes, which? [ amber ]  which is your favorite season? why? [ bronze ]  if you were stranded on a deserted island, which three things would you want to have with you? [ apricot ]  what do you think your life will be like in ten years? [ canary ]  do you have pets? if yes, how many and what? [ lemon ]  do you believe in ghosts? how about aliens? [ bumblebee ]  where have you always wanted to travel to? [ blonde ]  what is your favorite type of music? favorite artist? favorite song? [ lime ]  describe yourself as a character / mix of characters you've always related to the most. [ emerald ]  bonus round: coffee or tea? morning or night? extroverted or introverted? hot or cold? fruits or vegetables? sweet or salty?

[ mint ]  when did you start your blog? what made you start it? [ olive ]  what gives you the most inspiration for your muse(s)? [ cerulean ]  what is your favorite ( type of ) character to write? [ teal ]  which fandom has been your favorite to be a part of? which has been the least favorite? [ azure ]  is there a specific character or type of character you want to write but never have? why? [ navy ]  what do your muse(s) mean to you? [ indigo ]  when did you first start writing / roleplaying? [ denim ]  have you ever roleplayed on any other site(s) besides tumblr? [ mauve ]  give one random headcanon about your muse / one of your muses. [ lavender ]  if you could change one thing about the rpc as a whole, what would it be? [ plum ]  are you more of a dialogue or a description writer? [ mulberry ]  what tips would you give someone with writer's block? [ coral ]  give a shoutout to one of your favorite blogs. [ fuchsia ]  bonus round: angst or fluff? one-liners or paras? plotting or winging it? memes or starter calls? single muse or multimuse?

#meme

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guh

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I've been roleplaying with robots instead of humans because robots have no standards, but like... in Theory... what ARE the humans up to these days, anyways? What shit do I need to fix so I can use this goddamn blog again? I am an OLD LADY.

#;; ooc #outofspells;; #really though. What.

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My pwincess....🤲🏿

#;; kaibee #;; friends #;; friend art

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Your art,,, your art is so ,, fiajfkpshfllwjflodjfklejdkdjbeafulksjdleld nkaofjmsjdhitsthewallinprimalrageksbfmlskfjscreamsoffofcliffsandatthecolourfulsunsetjabfklqnflskf

I have a question,, how long does it take you to make a full coloured peice?!?! Im beginner in full art peices and yours are just akdnqlkfnsofbrlovely

I would just like to preface this by saying I've been pulling up this ask to smile goofily at it like 5 times a day for like a week. YOU ARE SO SWEET LAKSDJFLKASDFJ

As my good friend Ham said when I showed her this ask, A full piece could take me anywhere between 30 minutes to like 3 months; It all depends on how crazy I'm feeling (or if I have a deadline 🥴). Being a little more specific tho, if I sit down to do something liiike some casual Kaibara art it usually takes anywhere between 1-3 hours. Variables include whether or not I can choose the right music, whether or not I sat down with a specific idea, and whether or not I sink a good portion of that time into Pinteresting for references and inspo. And of course there's whether I'm in a cell-shading or a more painterly kinda mood.

Here's a timelapse for a piece I did today, I think it took me about an hour and a half!

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I think I’m past due to send another Commission Post out into the void! So here we go; *ahem, ahem* 

Capitalism is a Curse; Support a Small Artist; Commission Me!

If you don’t see what you’re looking for here, or have any questions, check my Commission Google Doc for more options, and/or just shoot me a message! You can email me at [email protected] 

If you can’t commission me, it would still mean a lot if you could spread the word! I also have a Ko-fi where you can support me, if you like what I do! Check out my instagram here or the art tag on my blog for more examples of my art!

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Where'd you disappear to?

hell.

But no, seriously, lmfao. I don't think we have the time, word-count, or space to go over all of it -- so maybe, like, key points? Below the read-more?

TL;DR, though, my life collapsed and I followed it. I'm back, though. Woo.

TRIGGER WARNING: stalking, assault, mental illness, divorce, eating disorder, abortion, sexual assault, abuse, uhhh... trauma.

in no specific order, but like... vaguely chronological, I guess

Got medicated for anxiety & depression

Left my abusive husband.

Moved in with friends

Phone got hacked. Pictures were taken. Pictures were uploaded online. Strangers have indeed seen my butthole. Lots.

Got some stalkers bc of said pictures. Discovered the hacker put a tracking virus in my phone! Started getting people taking pictures of me while I was minding my fucking business in public & posting them on a super fun forum where they TRACKED ME AROUND THE CITY.

Cops didn't help bc ACAB & of course they fucking wouldn't. Sorry. "Can't". Useless.

Got an abortion bc I'd rather die than have my abuser's baby lmao

Started trying to officially divorce previously mentioned abusive husband. Dealing with a lawyer & everything that comes with it as he does his very best to be the biggest asshole on the planet about it.

Relapsed in & out of my ED over the course of the past two/three years. Doing much better now thanks to a strong support network though <3

Lost my jobs bc of pandemic closures. Got more jobs. Quit them bc I no longer tolerate being treated like replaceable garbage. Got fired from one, definitely not for requesting accommodations they swear.

Apartment flooded. Damage is, two years later, still not fixed. I am, as you can imagine, jazzed about this every day (sarcastic)

Got MORE medicated for anxiety & depression

Developed mysterious and chronic pains! Doctors still don't know what's wrong.

Stopped doing much drawing or writing bc I couldn't figure out how to do any of it without suffering lasting consequences due to said pains afterward.

Got professionally diagnosed with an alphabet's worth of disorders

Had several mental breakdowns, clawing rifts in my personal relationships & friendships that I may never repair as a result!

Ended up with 7 cats, somehow.

Also got two bunnies. Ill advised. Regrets are minimal.

Got even more meds for even more problems lmao I feel like the lady in grandma's boy having pills & syrup for breakfast

Got a really good job with our city that I love

Started playing D&D to scratch the rp itch

Crumbled & returned to tungle dot hell to see if I can scrape two years of dust off this shit & get back to business (chaos)

And that??? might be it?? I am so certain I'm missing things, not to mention I intentionally left out some more private details (IMAGINE WHAT THEY ARE IF THIS IS THE PUBLIC LIST. LMAO) but, yeah, that's the gist of it!

#; ooc #; asks #; anonymous #it's been a rough fucking three years let me tell YOU lmfao

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      ... why are there so many bots on here       literally, whaaat the fuck. 

#; ooc

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UR SDV OC IS SO PRETTY!! do u have any hc w ur farmer and Elliott? 🤭

THANK U SO MUCH I LOVE YOUR ART SSSOOOOO MUCH, YOU DRAW ELLIOTT SO DREAMY 🥰 and I do have some headcanons!!! thank you for asking omg!

Liiike, Kaibara introduced Elliott to the wonderful world of large silk bonnets. I think he probably stayed over one night and saw her wearing one and was like....what sorcery is this. She definitely owns a ton of them (probably makes one every time she finds a fabric she likes 🤷🏿‍♀️) so she gave him a couple, and now you likely won't find him without one whenever he's all fitted out for bedtime. They would help shorten his hours long hair styling routine by like...a whole 20 minutes maybe. LMAO

Next, as someone who devours books like nobody's business (they probably met at the library for the first time, in fact, and soon enough, they have a little book club between the two of them) Kaibara would love having an active role in Elliott's writing process. He considers her the local expert on romance novels. When he's particularly frustrated, she likes to lay his head in her lap and have him talk through his ideas. They're both such sentimental, touchy-feely binches that this is probably the norm even before they get into a relationship

And finally, because of some unfortunate circumstances during a camping trip in the past, Kaibara is terrified of thunderstorms -- to the point where she'll practically freeze up if she's outside when its thundering. I think Elliott would notice and ask about it, and she would be a little embarrassed, but she would tell him. From then on, not only does he keep her in mind and look out for her when taking note of that kind of weather, but the first time a really big storm happens he books it from the beach to her house without even thinking, to make sure she's doing okay 🥺

Consequently this is probably when he stays the night and discovers the bonnet (tm) 😌

AND here's a little bonus of this scene ft Kaibara's bestie Natalie doodled by my bestie @condomglitter :

#;; ooc #reblog if you too wish to be nestled upon Kaibara's deliciously pillowy thighs #brit got me fucked up abt elliott like I ??? don't ??? care about this man ??? #But he's so FINE & this woman knows ROMANCE like she KNOWS what girls WANT ugh #UGH #when I die carve these tags on my grave

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*puts my hand on your shoulder* listen. I DID mean to make you upset and i DO think your opinions are shit

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pretend i'm dead.

dialogue prompts from pretend i’m dead by jen beagin.

sorry. i’ve made you uncomfortable with my creepy honesty.

would you care for a bear claw?

if god gives you lemons, find a new god.

i’m going to miss you. i miss you already.

you’re not even here. where are you right now?

do you live in a commune or something?

i wasn’t born like this, you know.

what’s your least favorite word?

i’ve always felt a weird affinity for monotony and repetition.

i make my living as a thief.

you smell like hope.

let’s embrace our lone wolf status.

all i ask is that you try not to judge me.

i don’t think we’re done with each other yet, do you?

could you come over? just for five minutes? i’m freaking out.

that’s why i took so many notes. i knew you’d want to know exactly what happened.

since when do you care about dying?

stay. i’ll read you a story.

i read your diary.

i fully want to make out with you again.

i’m like, totally lost without you.

i apologize for the tragic ending.

loneliness is a presence you can feel in your body.

i don’t have anyone making deals with the devil for me.

there’s something supernatural about you.

i don't like being pushed around by something i can't see.

i'm sorry. i'm just joking around, it's a defense mechanism.

you are what you talk about.

feelings are just stories. they have a beginning and an end.

don't be so sure my family wants to hear from me.

sometimes i think you make this shit up on the fly.

were you hitting on me last night?

you run like you're being chased by a demon.

you've always been good at pretending like nothing happened.

you're not ready yet. but i'll be here when you are.

it wasn't your fault. you know that, right?

what do you say? can we keep each other's secrets for a while?

which secret do you want me to keep?

hearing about myself in the past is like hearing about some other person.

god, you have a mean bone.

why are you lying?

honest to god, does that excuse ever work?

stop stalling and look at me.

when are you going to stop mocking me?

everyone has some psychic ability. you have to learn how to see first, and then you just read what you see.

do you know what it's like to be in love with someone who hates your guts?

i said i majored in ___, i never said i graduated.

i'm getting you out of here.

i've been thinking about whether or not to tell you something.

you know, there's a support group for people like you.

you and i have met for a reason.

you're either an optimist or a masochist.

just me, myself, and i. we bicker constantly.

i'll be your friend.

it was only a week, but it was the longest year of my life.

you ever own your part in anything. you make everyone else wear your shit.

i don't want a relationship. i want retribution.

#❧|| ʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟs ᴀɴᴅ sᴘᴇʟʟs ;; memes

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Tell me about your favourite blogs so I can follow them 😤

#❧|| ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ sᴘᴇʟʟs ;; ooc #help me my dash is SO dead I just wanna rp and read things #promo your pals folks gimme gimme