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[1percentcharge]

what'd you do at the theater the first time?

shoot abraham lincoln in the head

#asks

[daughterofasap]

#goth hair #asks #abstract #transparents #starwars art #buduar #smack my ass #1280 #dr martens

[comicaurora]

Hey isn’t this that guy from Journey to the West?

How’d he make it to San Antonio’s Fiesta??

instructions unclear, journeyed too far west

#asks #not aurora

[the-catboy-minyan]

Does this mean catboys can't loaf during Passover...

holy shit wait

idk why I made this

#asks #jumblr #pesach #passover #matzah #shitpost #catboys your jumblr #you made me make a catboy matzah I hope you're proud #also to answer your question: yeah catboys are no allowed to loaf only to lay down on their backs and show their belly for belly rubs :3

[hellsitegenetics]

I feel like "I put your deranged ramblings through a genetics searcher and your an insect" is such a better retort than anything people could come up with.

i do this to my friends sometimes because what the fuck are they gonna do? what are you supposed to say in response to that? your shitty little roast is a tree now bitch. what are you gonna do about it

#asks #mrkoicarp

[runningwithscizzorz]

Is the lamb male or female?🤔❔️❔️❔️

They can be whatever you want, I don't really give a fuck

#asks #ask doodles #liseysart #cotl lamb #cotl fanart #comic #cotl comic

[frownyalfred]

I've always thought it was hilarious when I saw fics of Bruce talking to the league about his "babies" early on and managing to convince most of them that he's got a bunch of very young kids at home just by virtue of how he talks about them.

And then they need some backup on a mission and he announces that he has backup incoming and Clark says something like "oh, you called the kids?" And just when they're all about to start telling Bats that his kids are definitely too young to be showing up to this kind of fighting the Red Hood himself comes in guns blazing.

afterwards when the fightings over he's just standing menacingly behind bats during the debrief and they're all far too freaked out to say anything about it, especially when he very slowly leans forward until he's actually toughing Batman himself and Batman only reacts to reach up and pat him on the top of his helmet the same way someone might pat their kid on the head.

when they get back to the cave Jason spends the next hour bitching about how dumb that was, "why would you go on a mission like that without the proper backup? If any of us did that we'd never hear the end of it, but look at you mister do what I say not what I do!!!!"

I'm combining too many of your posts in this one lol

I love it. It makes me think about how obsessed I am with the Bats and B being super open with touch and body language around each other but as soon as anyone else gets close they back off and stare.

Bruce reaching for Jason’s shoulder after a mission: good, paternal, safe

Ollie reaching for Jason’s shoulder after a mission: who the FUCK are you get AWAY

#asks #anon #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #Jason todd #red hood

[duckytree]

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.

Give us something, an update, a doodle, a draft WHATEVER YOU WANT.

sorry! i have art block. here’s some sketches

(first page: a sketch of earth 11 dick)

(second page: some sketches of me trying to understand dick’s vibe)

#dick grayson #nightwing #art #fanart #asks

[9474s0ul]

In Silver's Timeline, are both Organic Metal Sonic and grown-up Sage the recurring baddies to Silver the Hedgehog (in similar vein to Eggman and Sonic rivalry)?

If so, I can't help but imagine Silver (going back in time) be caught off-guard by young child Sage and confused about Metal Sonic being silent and not having "organic suit" on standby.

Well I’ve thought about it but yeah, they’re the recurring baddies.

#asks #sonic au #silver the hedgehog #metal sonic #sage the ai #sage robotnik #organic metal sonic #sonic #sth #fanart

[bovineblogger]

What if a cow looked like a blueberry

#asks #cattle #img #you made me do this btw

[amtrak-official]

this you

I don't run the Twitter but I agree with the statement

#asks

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

not pressuring u but pls write for art donaldson:)

Warnings: Established relationship, Stanford era, Sleepy Art Donaldson being The Sweetest, hints of subby Art, smooches

"...You're doing it again, you know."

"What am I doing?"

"You're distracting me, Art."

"How? I'm laying still and I'm being quiet."

"You're staring at me."

"I'm not staring."

"Art."

"I'm not."

"What do you call it, then?"

"...Watching."

You turn your head, brows raised in disbelief, lips pursed as you try to fix him with a stern look. It doesn't hold. How can it, with the way he's smiling at you?

You can see how tired he is from the slow blinking of his heavy lids. It's a wonder that he's still awake; he's been curled up in your bed for the last half hour as you've tried to finish up a paper. It's nearly midnight, and you know that he's been up since six that morning. Between classes and practice, he's had an insanely long day.

"You should be sleeping," You scold.

"'m not tired."

"Bullshit."

He chuckles softly, rolling onto his side and nuzzling your pillow.

"I'll wait."

"For what?"

"You to come to bed."

"Are you just going to stare at me until I do?"

"'Course not...I am gonna watch you, though."

You smile, sighing and saving your work before shutting your laptop.

"Alright."

"You're finished?"

"No, I'll finish it tomorrow."

"You sure?"

You hum affirmatively, stepping into your bathroom and cranking the faucet on. You make it through washing your face before you see movement in your periphery.

"I'll be there in a second," You promise as Art drifts into the room. "I'm just gonna brush my teeth."

Art cuddles up behind you, arms curling around your middle as he presses his face into your neck, drawing in a deep breath.

"You miss me already? It's been two minutes," You tease before lifting your toothbrush.

"Not just two minutes," Art insists. "Barely saw you today." He tips his head up, nuzzling your jaw. "I was thinkin' about you."

You smile, leaning down and rinsing your mouth out, wiggling your hips back against him as you hinge forward. Art groans low in his throat, thumbs dipping beneath your shirt and gently sweeping over your sides.

"I was thinking about you, too," You admit, turning to face him.

"Really?"

"Mhm. All day." Art's smile widens as you wrap your arms around his shoulders. "We goin' to bed now?"

"In a minute." Art leans in, brushing his lips against yours. You smile, sliding a hand into his hair and parting your lips, teasing your tongue tenderly against his. He sighs into your kiss, hands snaking around your back to draw you closer into his chest. You break the kiss slowly, giving his hair a gentle tug and grinning as his eyelids flutter, a sweet flush spreading across his cheeks.

"Come on," You urge. "We can't have you sleep-walking through practice tomorrow."

--

Even with your eyes closed, in the dim room, you can still feel it. You shift a little, adjusting your covers.

"Art," You warn softly, "You're still doing it."

Art's hand cups your face, his thumb sweeping across your cheekbone.

"Baby," He murmurs, "If you were in my place, you'd stare, too."

#Art Donaldson x Reader #Art Donaldson x You #Art Donaldson/Reader #Art Donaldson/You #Art Donaldson fic #Art Donaldson imagine #asks #replies #anon

[punkitt-is-here]

you really cant just hate a character anymore, sorry people cant handle your laios supporting swag 😔

i am a laios supporter forever shuro can suck a fart outta my ass for treating my boy like that

#that being said the person who commented that got shit on and i dont want that for them so dont be mean #in the original post #my posts #asks #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #stair-tilez

[parisoonic]

7!

'show us a picture you drew/sketched recently but did not put on a public site?'

Here's a few to wrap up the night of asks!

This was a little mini comic about Scout finding some owl pellets (and not knowing what they are). It was funnier in my head.

Sketch of the team watching TV (uh...soldier would be in the FG rescuing baby racoons from the back of an old CRT idk). something something they're watching star trek tos and it's what gives engie the idea for the teleporters? idk

the beginnings of an idea about faustian contracts and how medic has more than one. a few for knowledge, longevity, eternal life for archimedes. things like that. and then some because he couldn't be arsed to do the laundry one tuesday.

#asks #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart

[hotvintagepoll]

which streaming service has the most vintage movies? If you don't know, maybe your followers could answer? 🙏

Ooh hoo hoo you asked and I'll answer!!

I actually made a post like this for the hot men tournament, but I can't find it now so I'll do it again from scratch. The short answer is that I don't know of any one streaming service that has all the old vintage movies—but most streaming services have a "classics" genre category that can get you started. Here's a small selection of what you can find on different streaming services:

TUBI (free):

The Adventures of Robin Hood (Olivia de Havilland)

A Streetcar Named Desire (Vivien Leigh)

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (Jane Powell, Julie Newmar)

North by Northwest (Eva Marie Saint)

The Music Man (Shirley Jones)

The Women (Norma Shearer, Rosalind Russell, Joan Crawford, Joan Fontaine, Paulette Goddard, several other hotties in small parts)

The Philadelphia Story (Katharine Hepburn, Ruth Hussey)

Notorious (Ingrid Bergman)

Bell, Book, and Candle (Kim Novak, Elsa Lanchester)

The Talk of the Town (Jean Arthur)

Dark Victory (Bette Davis)

KANOPY (free through some libraries):

Dial M for Murder (Grace Kelly)

His Girl Friday (Rosalind Russell)

Ball of Fire (Barbara Stanwyck)

Black Orpheus (Marpessa Dawn)

Flower Drum Song (Reiko Sato, Nancy Kwan, Miyoshi Umeki)

Marriage Italian Style (Sophia Loren)

The Rose Tattoo (Anna Magnani)

Tokyo Story (Setsuko Hara)

War and Peace (Audrey Hepburn, Anita Ekberg)

Salt of the Earth (Rosaura Revueltas)

Metropolis (Brigitte Helm)

The Red Shoes (Moira Shearer)

HOOPLA (free through some libraries):

The Court Jester (Angela Lansbury, Glynis Johns)

Sunset Boulevard (Gloria Swanson)

A Place in the Sun (Elizabeth Taylor)

Barefoot in the Park (Jane Fonda)

The Barefoot Contessa (Ava Gardner)

Wings (Clara Bow)

YOUTUBE (has a lot of older movies that have slipped through copyright/are still up for some reason):

Charade (Audrey Hepburn)

Story Weather (Lena Horne)

Gilda (Rita Hayworth)

Rebecca (Joan Fontaine)

This entire playlist of Indian cinema that I just found (Madhubala, Waheeda Rehman, Nargis, Meena Kumari, etc.)

And that's just a small sample. There is also always your local library for physical DVDs, the Internet Archive, and....other methods.....if you know exactly what you're looking for.

I haven't seen all of these movies, so don't consider them personal recommendations—these are just famous movies with our hotties in them, so please be careful if you have trigger warnings. Good luck and have fun!

#asks #old movies #hotvintagethoughts

[hellsitegenetics]

IF fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!

sun tzu said that, and i'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do, paaaalll because he INVENTED IT! and then he PERFECTED IT! so that no living man could best him im the ring of honor!

then, he used his fight money...to buy two of every animal on earth

and then he herded them onto a boat,

and beat the CRAP out of every single one!

and from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a TZU!!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM.

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Closest match: Daucus carota subsp. sativus cultivar DH1 chromosome 4 Common name: Carrot

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#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #biueprint #tf2 #team fortress 2 #soldier #plants #flowers #edible #carrot #carrots #thank you soldier tf2