coneindajunkyard

[coneindajunkyard]

Help me I am stuck in a time loop

uhhhhh maybe u should realize that no matter what u do to try and fix it that it was doomed from the start and let it go

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open

[coneindajunkyard]

whats a "zip bomb"??

hey click this link and find out

#{ooc: a .zip bomb is a .zip file filled with so much data„ that when unzipped (or opened) it will usually nuke a person's entire computer.} #{ooc: so like if you respond to this like respond like u get nuked instead of the link being the chinese bible × mozart} #phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open

[coneindajunkyard]

tuesday's color is blue, no questions asked

what color is tuesday

“…it ain’t got a color?? What sort of question is this?”

*confused*

#the reblog tag

[coneindajunkyard]

Mmmm gae

yeh u right tbh, i didn't know my bbg sparklemuffin (subspace) knew the password to my phone. why was he gayposting

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open

[coneindajunkyard]

dude i only just found my phone why was it in the fridge. anyways whus poppin yall, traff's back in action

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open

[coneindajunkyard]

Good evening, Gays on this blog! Interview Anon here, I have a question for you both.

How did you meet, Exactly? Was there an immediate connection or not? You both are a very interesting pairing, so I'm curious.

-Interview Anon 🎤

Traffic fell asleep on the couch earlier so he can't answer this, But I can.

Really, It was easy for me..First time we had really got to talking was when he dragged me off to this 'hole-in-the-wall' type pizza place. I don't know if the food was good or not, 'cause I can't taste but.... He was charming, and really funny. He made me laugh until my sides hurt.

I didn't feel absolutely murderous for once! Downside, though. I think I've gone a little soft.

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #subspace phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open #subtraffic posting arc #'subspace has the blog because traffic is high' event

[coneindajunkyard]

Sooooo, Subspace, how does it feel to be in love with a traffic cone? - Rocketspace (@rocketspace420)

I don't know, you should ask me. I'm right there, aren't I?

#/Inside joke #phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #subspace phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open #'subspace has the blog because traffic is high' event #subtraffic posting arc #rockey road's bitchass anon tag

[coneindajunkyard]

*takes a bite out of your traffic cone hat*

yummy! taste like orange

(ᵔᴥᵔ)

No, you will not be doing that.

Traffic is....very protective of his cone. So, I'll just pick you up and put you outside. Run along now, before I take your....owner's other eye.

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #subspace phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open #'subspace has the blog because traffic is high' event

[coneindajunkyard]

Broooo these edibles ain't shi- *insert the image posted*

-traffic probably (this is a joke)

Heh... Yeah. He would say something like that....🩷 Ugh, this idiotic buffoon has turned me into a total sap! He makes my heart flutter in ways that I didn't think were possible, Oh my Illumina he's so DUMB.

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #subspace phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open #subtraffic posting arc #'subspace has the blog because traffic is high' event

[coneindajunkyard]

I think he might be fine, He looked at Hyperlaser's cat and said "Is this little bastard trying to intimidate me?", Then immediately went back to staring at me like I was his whole world...

...Traffic ate an entire pan of edible brownies two hours ago. He's just been looking at me like this and mumbling.

I think I love him.

{Subspace will be here for the next six asks!}

#the reblog tag #'subspace has the blog because traffic is high' event

[coneindajunkyard]

...Traffic ate an entire pan of edible brownies two hours ago. He's just been looking at me like this and mumbling.

I think I love him.

{Subspace will be here for the next six asks!}

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #subspace phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open #subtraffic posting arc #'Subspace has the blog because Traffic is high' event #tw weed mention

[coneindajunkyard]

now why'd the warden start followin' me after i posted this

#acab

Sup dude, wanna.. Y’know, get high on bong??

-Stoner Anon

most obvious cop i've ever seen. no fellow weed whacker i've eva' met has uttered dat string of words in they life befo.

go get the donut cop boy

#the reblog tag #media attached

[coneindajunkyard]

Sup dude, wanna.. Y’know, get high on bong??

-Stoner Anon

most obvious cop i've ever seen. no fellow weed whacker i've eva' met has uttered dat string of words in they life befo.

go get the donut cop boy

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open #“Stoner” anon

[coneindajunkyard]

well.... i mean 'dey right. yo' mouth does taste like fruit. wink wink

🥭🥝🍏🍍🍉🍎🍇🍒🍌🍐🍊🍑🍓🍋🍈

If this is one of your weird ways of asking if I'm.... "Fruity" then that's none of your business.

#the reblog tag #subtraffic posting arc

[coneindajunkyard]

fuck i just heard the angriest "TRAFFIC HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING .ZIP BOMBS TO MY BIOGRAFTS AGAIN" from da next room im so sorry blastergraft sned help

CLICK HERE FOR FREE BUX! TOTALLY NOT A .ZIP BOMB FROM TRAFFIC!

HMM, THE LINK DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK FOR ME. I SHALL PASS THIS ONE OFF TO THE CREATOR.

#the reblog tag

[coneindajunkyard]

dude are you fucken kiddin' me don' ash-ify babies in my inbox

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open

[coneindajunkyard]

totally did not send a bunch of biografts .zip bombs. thas totally not smth i'd do.

#phighting #phighting! #traffic phighting #roleplay blog #ask blog #asks open