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I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse

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I like how Gorillaz is all like “Murdoc???? Is up???? To something???? ShAdY???? MYSTERY EVIL D R A M A™”

but the fandom is like “Nah he getting himself some dick”

#this is a good post #the only accurate post about Strobelite #gorillaz

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what i said: marilyn manson

what my mom heard: crazy satan man

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Someone threw a kazoo onstage for the first ever All Time Low kazoo solo

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I joined drama class today, and I met a lot of cool people. We all had to introduce ourselves and tell one interesting fact about ourselves. This one guy said, "My name is Isaac and I run an ironic emoji movie fanpage."

#i think we r going to be friends #shitpost

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follow Dallon!! Their content is amazing ❤

Hey, I’m prettty close to my next hundred so could I get a Promo? I’m Dallon and I love truant wave more than life

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Pete: Did you know the moon landing was fake?

Gabe, chuckling: You believe in the moon?

#gabe #pete #um this is me

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“are we friends or enemies?” “friends. best friends.”

#gabe #ryan #uhhh this is cute??

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I’ll meet you down at the metro station, ‘Cause motherfuckers got the motivation. Now I’m gonna show you how much I love you. Oh, my magazine is full of ugly things. Don’t need the system. We can kill them if we try. Shoot up everything we see. And we’ll find it on the wall. I hope you die.

#mcr

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Gemstones For Banishing Someone:

Any of them if you throw them hard enough.

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getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

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Jonathan: I'm just...(sigh)

Steve: Yeah, I get you, Buddy.

Jonathan: You do?

Steve: Yeah, it's like (kazoo noises)

#stranger things #jonathan byers #steve harrington

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if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun

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#dennys what the fuck

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I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

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no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread