Frogs are anti-aircraft animals
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If a centaur needs to go faster he can slap his own ass.
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when your teacher wishes you good luck before an exam
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with all due respect, which is none,
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me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: new phone who dis
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It鈥檚 what you do with it.
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The cloths from the Chernobyl Firefighters will remain intact for hundreds of year due to the high radiation killing any organisms that would eat or degrade them.
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this is what my grindr conversations are like sometimes and i regret absolutely nothing.
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