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i bet 500 cookies on the pokemon creators watching fairy tail and realizing rogue cheney would make a good pokemon

and then that’s what they did

(smh i’m sad because no one i’ve battled has gotten my reference)

anybody who says that sting and rogue are reshiram and zekrom can go choke on a mcdonalds breakfast burger

#rogue cheney #fairy tail #pokemon #pokemon showdown

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Fairy Tail Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rogue Cheney/Sting Eucliffe, Laxus Dreyar/Freed Justine, Cobra/Cubellios | Kinana, Levy McGarden/Gajeel Redfox, Chelia Blendy/Wendy Marvell Characters: Natsu Dragneel, Sting Eucliffe, Gajeel Redfox, Wendy Marvell, Rogue Cheney, Laxus Dreyar, Cobra (Fairy Tail) Additional Tags: Texting, Chatting & Messaging, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Mild Language Summary:

In which a Natsu Dragneel decides a group chat for the “dragon squad” is in order and the others don’t quite agree.

It gets worse from there.

Alternatively titled: Natsu has ideas, Sting and Wendy are supportive (as always), while Gajeel and the rest just want to die. Mostly Rogue.

#fanfic #i have a problem #it's called this is gay and so am i #is it still gay if you're nonbinary? everything's gay if you're nonbinary #sting eucliffe #rogue cheney #natsu dragneel #wendy marvell #laxus dreyar #dragon slayer #fairy tail

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“When I die I want Sting to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.”

— Rogue Cheney, probably

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Rogue: Frosch, would you like some mixed vegetables?

Frosch: Hell no.

Rogue: (gasp) What did you say?

Frosch: Frosch said Frosch don’t want any damn vegetables

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Sting: Look outside, Rogue, I have so many fans!

Rogue: *looks outside and finds a bunch of electric fans and sloppily folded paper fans on the yard*

Sting: I'm so popular, ain't I? *laughs*

Rogue: *disappears into shadow*

Rogue: *doesn't return for a week*

#fairy tail #sting eucliffe #rogue cheney #stingue #i feel sorry for rogue

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Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

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ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

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Sting and Natsu: *dabbing along to Jake Paul songs while jumping around on the furniture*

Gajeel: *singing (awfully, mind you) along* iT'S EVERYDAY BRO WITH THE DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW

Laxus: *is the one blasting the music*

Wendy: *cheering them on as supportive baby while being weirded out at the same time* gOOO!! i guess?

Cobra: *tries to beat Natsu by dabbing the most in one minute*

Rogue: *already jumped off a cliff as soon as the song started*

#fairy tail #dragon slayer magic #sting eucliffe #rogue cheney #natsu dragneel #cobra #laxus dreyar #wendy marvell #gajeel redfox