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[217] Docm77 next Hermitcraft episode preview (not clickbait)

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maybe asking for a tour of his pit of hell machinery was not a great prequel to the apology actually

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hands you this zedaph edit

#zedaph :]

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uh oh

#hermitcraft

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im sane im normal (lies lies lies)

zed from @silverskye13 's story :")

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HA everybody point and laugh

#hermitcraft

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he has been turned into a marketable plushie

presenting my recent and relevant fanart for empires. this part of the lore happened recently like last week right

(hi I made an edit to the og post: removed the version with the slightly blurred background 👍 this one looks better plus you couldn't tell the difference lol)

#empires

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Sometimes hermitcraft is a lot of fun games, cool people, and awesome builds! 

And sometimes it’s accidentally blowing up your neighbor’s lawn mower while he’s not home, trying to repair it with duct tape and glue, then leaving a “We’re sorry!” cake and a pile of treats from the local amusement park as reparations before locking every door in your house twice 

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desertduo song

#desertduo #scarian #3rd life #uhh #idk #i should be studying i have an exam in an hour #Spotify

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I think the funniest thing about this is that Doc clearly finds the whole thing hilarious and has to keep manufacturing his own outrage so he can have an excuse to fuck with his neighbors

it’s so funny he keeps going “oh but the cat ears are nice :)…. I MEAN NO MY FURY CAN’T BE CONTAINED… their videos were the funniest things ever… BUT THEY WILL RUE THE DAY THEY CROSSED ME!”

#hermitcraft

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I miss them, there was so much wrong with them <3

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*thinks abt characters having a domestic life* oh god. Oh fuck. *trascends into the next astral plane*

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Genuinely motivational image thank you Diego from ice age

#sent this to my ib physics gc

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i got a new pixel star brush and thought it fit him. anyways. scotties saturday ?

#empires

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hey can i ask you something? sorry if i'm overstepping but i just wanna know why english streamer fandom is so idk puritan? reserved? i don't wanna say prudes bc that's rude but idk how else to word it. i see them constantly policing fanartists over the most innocuous things and it confuses me so much bc i come from the hispanic side of twitch and there we just don't give a shit like?? it's just pixels?? and i know tumblr is chill about it, but man twitter is INSANE, they get so up in arms about the most stupidest shit. like u know how rubius and vegetta have a ship right? in every mc series their characters always end up crushing on each other. well rubius literally has a bttv emote on his twitch channel of two porn actor lookalikes who are furiously making out and labeled it 'rubegetta', as in their ship name. they don't even look like their mc skins they just look like them irl. that's how much we don't give a fuck.

it's callmecarson's fault

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been catching up with s9 !

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man we really made machines and then made them sing. yes this is about vocaloids but also about the IBM 7094 singing daisy bell over 60 years ago and how proud its programmers must have been... and about how you can now find duets of grandpa IBM singing with its grandchild hatsune miku. something so endearing about these unsentient creations that are still so steeped in emotion; it says more about our own nature, to be moved by the singing machine, than about the machine itself. singing mirrors synthetic feelings etc