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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

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update 2:

also apparently there was some sort of confusion with marketing or smth i can’t tell who the superior in this situation is i think it’s the second guy bc he sounds more boss-like

but the first guy is like arguing with him it’s so funny to me bc they’re literally toy store workers discussing this like they’re politicians

i’m in a NYC cafe with my parents and there are 2 FAO Schwartz employees having a really serious meeting in so invested

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update:

OH MY GOD THE TEA IS SCALDING

so APPARENTLY there was a lack of communication and this tall bald white guy is explaining how “integral” communication is to this shorter black guy and the younger guy is trying to explain that the lack of communication wasn’t his fault and was the result of like ostracizing from coworkers or smth holy shit

i’m in a NYC cafe with my parents and there are 2 FAO Schwartz employees having a really serious meeting in so invested

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i’m in a NYC cafe with my parents and there are 2 FAO Schwartz employees having a really serious meeting in so invested

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also like bro have you seen the scenes with steve hyping up robin to talk to vickie? my guy does not give a shit he just wants robin to kiss a girl before she graduates

some of yall wanna be like "but what about steves feelings :(" when it comes to ronance, why do you think im gonna gaf about a mans feelings when it comes to a WLW ship 💀

#ronance #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #vickie #steve harrington #stranger things

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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Earth shattering piece of information is that Natalia Dyer genuinely wrote Nancy’s diary. Not even in the sense she copied it out in her handwriting like it was conceptualised and written by her

#omfg #i love natalia dyer #like so much #i would marry her if i could #and also if charlie heaton wasn't in the picture #nancy wheeler

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omg i forgot that i have an extension that changes any variation of y/n into my actual name and i was so incredibly concerned for a moment you have no idea

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

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the thing is tho she's not even that short we all just collectively came to the agreement that nancy is the embodiment of that one "looks like a cinnamon role; could kill you" audio lol

WHY IS SHE SO SHORT how have I never noticed this scene specifically. literally looking into the sky to meet this man's eyeline

#short nancy wheeler #but she's not acc that short #stranger things #nancy wheeler

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OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING IT SOMEONE NEEDED TO SAY IT

like on a basic level she is good at arranging notes and words in an order that will make people Feel Things™ but like everyone is different and i feel like sometimes ppl are so loyal and for her that they overanalyse the things behind her songs

like the amount of tiktoks and reels ive seen with 'Mastermind' in the background as a swiftie makes an entirely unrelated connection between something TS did and a literal random thing is honestly a bit concerning

do her songs sometimes make me Feel Things™? yes im not denying that

will i shamelessly belt along to one of her songs if it comes on the radio? yea probably they're quite catchy

are there certain songs that i will look up the lyrics for if im searching for an angsty fic title? yes.

but like at the end of the day shes just rich white woman who is lowkey an "only speak up when it affects me" feminist and her complete disregard for her carbon footprint really turns me off from appreciating her outside of a few songs now and then.

can i get permission to say something that could potentially get me killed here and would DEFINITELY get me killed on twitter. am i safe with you here

#something something not everything has to be deep and meaningful. sometimes things just sound good to you and that's fine #also you DEF don't have to be the most amazing writer to make good music!! i like a lot of songs where i can say 'this line is sort of shit #idk if you want to find sapphic metaphors in tswift songs that's fine but she's just NOT the breakthrough queer artist you want her to be #those first 3 tags are op's #but yeah #pls dont hate me

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tag ur shit properly

i'm seriously so tired of accidentally running into other stranger things fans critising nancy bc they haven't tagged anti nancy wheeler. it actually annoys me so much. it also sucks how prevalant ppl critising nancy is bc most of the critism doesn't actually come from something legitimate - bc that i could deal with, it usually comes from not reading between the lines.

like people saying nancy and jonathan got together whilst she was still dating steve? guys, guys, watch the party scene followed directly by the scene where steve asks nancy if she loves him and tell me that's not a break-up. tommy h and dustin even call it a break-up, something that steve doesn't correct them on.

when steve is bringing flowers to nancy's house (when he runs into dustin) the implication is that he wants to rekindle things/win her back. what would there be to rekindle if they were still together? answer: they're not fucking together anymore. duh.

then in the s2 finale steve says "i was a shitty bf". WAS. as in no longer together as in they broke up. he even proceeds to tell nancy to go with jonathan with the implication being that he understands there's something going on between them and is okay with it. WHY WOULD HE BE OKAY WITH THAT IF HE WAS STILL DATING NANCY? HE WOULDN'T OMG!

if steve and nancy didn't break up during their 'do you love me?' talk, tell me when exactly they did, because they are certainly not together by the s2 finale or s3.

if you think nancy is a cheater you either have low media literacy skills or you just want to find a reason to dislike her.

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There are days when Steve wakes up and he hates his body. Looks in the mirror, disgusted, at the scars across his torso and neck, the stretch marks on his stomach and hips. How his thighs rub up against each other when he walks, how they expand when he sits down. Pulls meanly at the chub that’s accumulated at his tummy and chest. 

After the upside down, after everything, Steve gained weight.

Eddie says it’s because he wasn’t constantly in fight-or-flight mode anymore, and his body was finally able to relax.

Robin says it’s because he was destined to have a bit of a dad bod, that it was just the ruling of the universe.

He still works out though. He’s in great shape too. Goes on a few-mile-long run every morning. lifts three times a week. The only thing he’d strongly refused was dieting.

Steve remembers how his mother would come home from her trips with his father, her cheeks gaunt and pale even through her makeup. Her thin frame hidden by a ridiculously expensive shawl.

How she used to sit him down and force him to separate “good foods” from “bad foods”.

How there were never any sweets in the house.

Back when Steve was young enough to need a nanny while his parents were away, he would beg and plead with her to just let him try one piece of candy. One lick of a lollipop. The closest he ever got was three dark chocolate baking chips.

Afterward, when he was left alone, when he was responsible for feeding himself and getting groceries, he would stand in the produce section for fifteen minutes, his mother's voice ringing in his head. 

The first time he went to a movie and bought himself a soda and popcorn, he had to leave halfway through to cry.

The first time he had real candy, he almost had a panic attack.

It took him way too long to reteach himself about food, how to remember that food is food and food is fuel. That he should be listening to his body and eating what he wants when he’s hungry.

And here’s the thing. Steve knows that he’s the healthiest he’s ever been. Sees it in Mrs. Henderson’s eyes when he drops Dustin off, how he no longer hears her fussing about him being too skinny.

In Joyce’s smile when he gets up for seconds of his own cooking.

In Hopper and Wayne’s approving ‘dad nods’ when they all sit down over meat from the grill.

So on those days, when Steve wakes up and doesn’t feel like he’s right, he tries to remember that instead.

How Robin curled up against him one movie night, pausing before stating decisively, “You’re softer now dingus. It’s nice. Gives me the best pillow.”

How El will give him hugs that are tight tight tight and tell him he looks like a teddy bear she used to have.

How Eddie will absolutely worship him.

If that man could die beneath Steve, he would. Is far too obsessed with the way Steve’s ass moves.

They’ll get home from hanging out with the Party and Eddie won’t wait a single second before shoving Steve against the wall, mouthing at his neck.

How he pushes Steve onto the bed against his stomach, his face rubbing against the sheets as he braces his hands on Steve’s thighs in a way that causes bruises. Fucks his tongue into him, slow and sinful, telling him, “Go on sweetheart. That’s it, just like that. Doin’ so good for me.”  How Eddie moans like Steve is ambrosia from the gods and Eddie can do nothing but lap at their fountain.

How afterward, after steady thrusts and cries of each others’ names and the cooling of dried come, Eddie will cradle Steve close to his chest. Will whisper, “Love you so much, sweetheart. You’re it for me.” How he’ll sing him Head Over Heels by Tears for Fears, because as much as he preaches about hating the conformist bullshit and the top forty hits, he loves to see his boy happy, wiggling in Eddie’s arms as he sings Steve’s favorite song.

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #steve harrington x eddie munson #chubby steve harrington #i willingly posted this #knowing full well that people who know me personally follow this blog #jesus fucking christ

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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nothing in this entire show breaks my heart like nancy wheeler nodding when joyce is saying “it’s okay, i’ve got you.” that poor girl had so little comfort she had to pretend joyce was talking to her.

duffer brothers, natalia dyer, henry creel, you will be hearing from my lawyers