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angela is all of us lmao

#smosh

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the brightest minds of our generation

#smartypants #every time vic did one of those WRONG slides i lost my mind

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#laundry i fucking hate laundry

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(this is for everyone but especially queer, LGBT+, trans, “cringy”, disabled, fat, BIPOC/BBIMP, otherwise marginalized and/or non “normative” communities, identities, and people. we love you all 💜. ~Nico)

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-poll incoming at the end of this ramble-

Instead of having a SuperWhoLock trifecta, the modern online loser has a clusterfuck of interest that are always one degree of separation away from forming one large, dorkish singularity of online entertainment. The significant pockets of the cluster fuck are as follows:

Dropout TV

Critical Role

The McElroys

Polygon

Watcher

The Try Guys

Smosh

Starkid

There are likely other pockets in the clusterfuck, as well as semantic arguments to be had over which pockets overlap too much to count as single entities, or arguments over which pockets shouldn’t count as entities at all. There are bound to be discrepancies seeing as I pulled all of this information out of my ass.

With this in mind, take a look at my handy dandy poll. If you choose one of the numbered options feel free to specify in the tags, and add anything you think I missed :]

#four babyyyyyyyyyyy if you count my. very very very casual cr viewing as a thing i partake in lol #dropout #smosh #cr #<- do yall see this lol

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One thing I really like about Fantasy High -- and honestly Dimension 20/Brennan characters in general -- is that even the good parents are not perfect. Sandralynn is easily frustrated, especially when Fig reminds her of herself. Jawbone doesn't always know how to back off and meet people where they're at. The Thistlesprings have terrible boundaries and are deeply uncomfortable with negative emotions. In Burrow's End, Tula is constantly grappling with the urge to limit her children's options due to her own fear.

The experience of having Good Parents isn't that you get your needs met perfectly 100% of the time -- it's the experience of having one or more deeply flawed adults doing their level best to do right by you in spite of whatever shit they have going on in their own lives and psyches. And that's beautiful in its own right.

#not to be parasocial but genuinely happy this man is so excited about being a parent #d20

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shout out to everyone who was on youtube the day the marina joyce thing happened

#crunchyposts #yt #once every 2 years i remember it happened and im like wow that was wild. i was there like less than 24 hours after it happened????

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you know the drill sooo reblog pls.

#i genuinely dont register it as x #thats the Bird App

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anyways im like half way through chappell roan's 2023 album and i love casual

#crunchyposts #music #i am asexual but i think the yearning in that song is very cool i love it when the lines between what people want to be #like separate types of attraction overlap #mostly romantic and platonic but in this song the separation of sexual and romantic attraction.... despite it the lines blurring #and likely some platonic in there oughhhhhhh

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echo park be reading your soul sometimes

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I get why she called the song "Florida!!!" and not "Florida". Personally I would have called it "🚨🚨🚨FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🚨🚨🚨"

#ts

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#id vote for sam bc i just think sams a nice name but marcus. turning this song into a queer one shout out #ts

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game changer, season 1: three men in their thirties make animal impressions

game changer, season 6: three improv artists are plunged into a hell dimension ruled by a chaos demon who has personally customised the stage to psychologically torture them in ways never seen before

#and also torturing us paying customers and i will be doing my best to renew my subscription next year i love it #game changer

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#am i allowed to cry with the religious trauma of it all AUGHHHHHH #ts

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#smartypants #i rewatched this clip to see if i could actually find waldo on the beach pic and i cackled when i realized #the photoshopped waldo was already there #this slideshow somehow got better in the last half after the incredible first half

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I think the only way I can handle shortening the ttpd song titles is by trimming off some words (I can fix him, who's afraid, smallest man, chloe or sam... etc) because whenever I see the acronyms my brain malfunctions. waolom? mbobhft? cososom?? icfhnric?? icdiwabh? tsmwel??? those aren't songs they're keysmashes

#i hate cososom lol logically i should love it but like irrationally rn. idk lol #dont be surprised if in like a week i like it bc i do think it rolls off better than everything else #ive already cut off the t from tsmwel #ts

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romanticizing your walk to school vs actually being there

#LITERALLLYLYJUIFDJGSFYUDSJHKAGUIDSKJGHDSJLK #me like going to school omg.... just like the movies and then as soon as i step in every single person in the hall is shouting #i fucking hate this place im so excited for graduation let me outttttttt #ts #school stuff