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Hey yall i still exist!!! (Wowza) I’m almost done for the semester and I can post more hopefully but also I’m starting my internship this summer so I’m super excited!!!!

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CHARLES SMITH from RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 has APPROVED this post! REBLOG this post to APPROVE your BLOG!

(used as reference) idk this pic of charles is so funny to me... like he would not do this but he also would do this... thumps ub

and alt versions

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Hosea is a true crime fanboy. In modern au, the gang either has to listen to Dutch’s shitty opera music, or the most gut wrenching true crime podcasts.

#hosea mathews #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #van der linde gang #dutch van der linde #true crime girlie Hosea

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New pfp is from @red-dead-rosemary I thought it was important to credit

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Charles would be a ginger ale purist, Arthur is a Dr. Pepper fanboy. The compatibility is so real.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #charles smith #arthur morgan #van der linde gang

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I had a dream last night that Hamish (that old hunter veteran Arthur befriended) and Charles were like homies and I apparently went to type a text post about it IN MY SLEEP! I woke up and tumblr was opened and I was like “wtf” and remembered that Charles and Hamish were homies, but then I realized “THATS NOT REAL?!”

Anyway, they were a really nice friendship. They understood each other and Hamish was always asking Arthur about Charles and stuff. RIP Hamish, you would have loved Charles Smith.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #charles smith #hamish sinclair #red dead dreams man #wacky

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Me fr fr

Spent less than ten minutes in Saint Denis

Hated it

Left

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Meet my little friend

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“Undead nightmare 2” “what about more zombies?”

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED A VAMPIRE DLC????? Vampires are already kinda cannon so I think I wanna meet cowboy vampires. Life changing concept.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #van der linde gang #undead nightmare

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Rdr as cocktails I think they’d enjoy (as a non drinker)

Dutch- Cosmopolitan

Hosea-Margarita (blended)

Arthur- Old Fashioned

John- Moscow Mule

Javier- Espresso Martini

Charles-Bloody Mary

Bill- Tom Collins

Sean- Jägerbomb

Lenny-Strawberry Daiquiri

Pearson- Tequila Sunrise

Trelawny-Gin Martini

Abigail-Margarita (on the rocks)

Sadie-Negroni Sbagliato (with Prosecco in it.)

Mary-Beth- Mai Tai

Karen- Long Island Iced Tea

Tilly-Bellini

Molly- Mimosa

Grimahaw-Whiskey Sour

Micah is not on this list because his fragile masculinity couldn’t handle a mixed drink.



#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #van der linde gang #arthur morgan #john marston #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #tilly jackson #javier escuella #bill williamson #charles smith #sadie adler #abigail marston #karen jones #molly oshea #simon pearson #susan grimshaw #josiah trelawny #sean macguire #lenny summers

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Y’all my creativity switch is off. I’m trying, but I’m out of drafts. Forgive me.

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Aye you are so correct

Hosea Matthews would love ranch dressing so much, I just know it.

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this is the funniest thing I have seen I love this app

i'm so sorry

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Rip Karen Jones, you would have loved Pink Pony Club by Chapell Roan.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #karen jones #also HOTTOGO #possibly casual #Chappell Roan in general #chappell roan

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Hosea Matthews would love ranch dressing so much, I just know it.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #van der linde gang #hosea mathews #ranch dressing lover

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Random thought because I’m thinking about Taima. If you bring Charles an eagle feather in the epilogue he gives you horse reviver and says something like “Here, I don’t need this anymore.” It makes me wonder if he has that for Taima and now she’s not with him anymore. Taima, my beloved I miss you.

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr 2 #van der linde gang #charles smith

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WTFFFF IMMA SCREAM

Nothing I love more than the strawberry hotel.