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How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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overheard someone say “you know jensen ackles, from the boys?” and it fully made me stop in my tracks and stare in wide eyed wonder

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Man stopped at the bottom like "Damn, that was efficient"

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they are frenemies ...they like disliking one another....frenemies ... they're like my less favorite brother

#bg3

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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hey guys. hyperspecific poll time.

#I can type in the dark but I have no idea where the letters are #it's all muscle memory #I also have the 3 nintendo consoles #but not only those #even if in the end I play mostly on pc

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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astarion having ultra shredded abs is admissible if boring because he's a mentally ill ken doll gymrat on peds, wyll having muscles is logical because he has a sword and shit even though his arms are stupidly thin and he would not be on a low body fat % like that (75kg wtf?). gale though? who does nothing besides cast spells and try to hump your leg? him and halsin can only be saved by this mod

#bg3

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You're making it difficult for me to take progress photos, ma'am.

#cats #she's helping

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#lgbt