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Oh, to bite and be bitten
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well what if i want to bite the hand that feeds me but fondly. gently. what then
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i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done
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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck
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I think I will rip a few things apart with my teeth and then feel better
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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life
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It's your moral imperative to fall asleep on your transgender girlfriend
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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic
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can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??
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“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:
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i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that
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isn't the world amazing. full of wonder. there's bisexuals
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