daddycarlislecullen

[daddycarlislecullen]

She's so real for this hdjajdjska

[daddycarlislecullen]

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting

[daddycarlislecullen]

[daddycarlislecullen]

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

[daddycarlislecullen]

no one:

alice and jasper walking the halls of forks high:

[daddycarlislecullen]

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

[daddycarlislecullen]

Oh 😧

#twilight #twilight renessaince #edward cullen #bella swan

[daddycarlislecullen]

Edward Cullen be like

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[daddycarlislecullen]

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

[daddycarlislecullen]

[daddycarlislecullen]

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[daddycarlislecullen]

[daddycarlislecullen]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[daddycarlislecullen]

Hey so Oxford’s word of the year vote is open and “Goblin Mode” is one of the options, and I think we all know what we need to do - vote here

#not twilight #goblin mode for the win #screw the metaverse tbh

[daddycarlislecullen]

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