you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Accepting a promotion at work with an increase in the number of people under me and my workload was a terrible mistake and I would like to be done adulting now
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Happy Birthday Robert!
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"How dare Henry come into Alex’s house looking like the goddamn James Bond offspring that he is"
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#when you’ve just had a run-in with a murderer but still look like something out of a catalog
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