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posting this one on its own. as a treat

[image ID: a digital painting and detail crop of father eli, a young thin priest with light skin and short strawberry blonde hair dressed in a black shirt and a clerical collar. he stands in a dark room lit from the right in red, looking down with a furrowed brow and lips gently parted. he is sweating and panting, the red light glinting off his skin and his rosary and necklace. end ID]

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where do i even start

Anyone who was in the Voltron fandom at the height of its heyday, PLEASE give me some insane stories or memories.

I’m doing a Voltron season 1 retrospective(rest of the seasons later. One at a time or I’ll lose my bananas.) and I started watching the show when I was 9 so of course I wasn’t involved in fandom things.

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Such Colorful Lives Legacy Challenge

Here are graphics I made for the Such Colorful Lives Legacy Challenge created by @starry-sky-sims!

Enjoy!

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

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How we weigh an octopus!

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How does this keep happening to me

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Things they don’t tell you about top surgery

- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)

- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks

- Make your bed into a pillow chair, body pillow, two on each side, and two for your head. 

- Sleep alone. I tried to sleep with my girlfriend and it was miserable. You really do need the entire bed for yourself

- Go on Groupon, & get yourself a 10 foot lightning cable iPhone charger, BEST THING EVER, can reach from wherever you are

- Don’t take a week off from work, take two. You will regret the one week, and love the extra time

- When they say “don’t move too much, even after the first week”. LISTEN. I moved way too much and got so sore super quickly. 

- Drink lots of water & eat if your taking the pain medication, otherwise your stomach feels super funky.

- Get stool softeners, & don’t be afraid to take those babies. Don’t wait a week to poop. you’ll surely regret it. 

- The drains are scary & they may hurt while draining or rewrapping your dressings, but once they come out, the second they do, its no more pain, its crazy. 

i hope this helps someone, because i wish i knew all of this when i was having mine a month ago. Looking back its like everyone forgets all the real negatives, its a great experience, & i healed very well & quick compared to most, but the first few days are crazy. They hurt, suck but it gets better. 

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you think your dnd group is gay? one of my players got tossed into a fighting ring with an enemy captain who tried to kill him yesterday, and you know how that fight ended?

they fucked. straight up. they would have done it in the middle of the fighting ring if they weren't physically relocated.

#man was so down bad #our dm had me dm the homoerotic fighting even though im just a player in this campaign #listen #im not good at much #but by god can i rizz someone up in dnd #dnd #dungeons and dragons

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“you’re a monster. a plague. you defile beautiful things.”

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Hi 😎 I'd like to know if you are interested in meeting up and have me bound blindfolded and then spread me wide open and slide your tongue deep in my open wet hole and then push your whole hand in my open wet hole and make me squirt all over

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does anyone know that zukka fic where

there's an assassination attempt on Zuko by the archers

Sokka takes a poisonous arrow for Zuko

they flee to a secret passageway

Zuko has to cauterize Sokka's wound??