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Hector: Ok, we break in on three, two-

Amy: What are you guys doing?

Hector: You. We're here to save you

Amy: Awh, you were going to save me?

Hector: It was a really good plan too

Amy: Well, I could go back inside, and you can still do it

Hector: …That's patronizing. What's with the javelin?

Amy: I'm waiting for God to tell me

Hector: Zeus almighty.

Amy: Yeah. Or him. Or any of them really

#incorrect dod #hector #amy #zeus

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petition for amy to say "where the fuck have you been loca" to hermes everytime he comes back after she watched the twilight movies

SHE WOULD SHE WOULD SHE WOULD

#submission #a-chaotic-dumbass #amy #hermes

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Hermes: Apollo is my friend

Hector: Mine too. And I haven't got many of those these days

Hermes: I could be your friend, Milton

Hector: Not my name.

Hermes: What? What are you talking about? We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton

Hector: Didn't.

Hermes: Yes we did

Hector: No.

#incorrect dod #hermes #hector #apollo

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Paris: You know what I like? Life! And I like it when it doesn't change. …We should sing our happy song!

Hector: We don't have a happy song

Paris: We should have a happy song!

Hector: We will never have a happy song.

Paris: Well, not with that attitude

#incorrect dod #paris #hector

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Hermes: we’re team Hermes!

Amy and Aiwin: …yayy…

Apollo: we’re team sea slug!

Hector and Andromache: ?!

Andromache: but why?!

Hector: sea slugs are so….

Apollo:

Apollo: go team sea slug!

Hector and Andromache: yay…

#incorrect dod #hermes #amy #aiwin #apollo #hector #andromache

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Sera: So hey! My name is Sera.

Apollo: Γεια.

Sera: Whoa! Are you Australian? :0

#incorrect dod #sera #apollo

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Aiwin: You paid for this stuff, right?

Amy: Of course!

Rezar, holding a fake paper bill that says “Amy buck” on it with a messy drawing of Amy: I hate working retail.

#incorrect dod #aiwin #amy #rezar

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This happens daily

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When you both crushing on Andromache and Apollo at the same time

(thanks for making this @mitsybubbles )

#hector #sera

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Hector: he asked for no pickles!!! >:(

Apollo, who specifically asked for pickles: :)

Achilles, the cashier:

#incorrect dod #apollo #hector #achilles

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When you’re so invested in your own story it feels like a fandom and you forget you can make things canonically happen

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Amy: Boo! [holds up tray of shots]

Aiwin: Where did you get all this?

Amy: Dio’s cupboard. I think he might have a bit of a problem~

Aiwin: You think Dionysus might have a bit of a problem? Put it away and get back downstairs now!

Amy: Sit yourself down and have a lil drink

Aiwin: No, Amy, it’s wrong.

Amy: So are those ski pants, Aiwin, but that didn’t stop you pulling them over your ass this morning. Wait for it…! [lights shots]

Aiwin: Amy!

Amy: Don’t be such a shower of bore bags. Cheers, motherfuckers! [sets the curtain on fire]

#incorrect dod #amy #aiwin #dionysus

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@a-chaotic-dumbass

#submission #a-chaotic-dumbass #hector

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#Apollo and Hector #apollo #hector

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Hermes: Oh it’s a letter from my mother…

Young Amy: I don’t have parents so I envy things like that :D

#incorrect dod #heremes #amy

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Aiwin: It would be good conversation practice as well, you know, for the language orals

Amy: Which will be the only oral that you get

Aiwin: OK, Amy.

Amy: Will you let me finish?

Aiwin: Well, I sensed where you were going-

Amy: Blow jobs.

Aiwin: …

#incorrect dod #aiwin #amy

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Apollo: Amy has got really into step aerobics. Her instructor says she's a natural. Says she's got what it takes to go all the way

Hector: All the way.

Hector: In step aerobics.

Apollo: But it's out of control now, Hector. She's stepping morning, noon and night. Apart from anything else, it's dangerous. She nearly came through the ceiling yesterday. Okay, she might be gifted, but I just want her to have a normal childhood

#incorrect dod #amy #hector #apollo