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*eddie waking up in a cold sweat the night buck came out to him, eyes wide with realization*

eddie: wait what the fuck did he mean he wished he could help me out when i was pent up—

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

#this is just Solar Opposites

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Forget 2023, let's just party like it's 2009

Happy new year! Hope y'all have your own safehouse shenanigans ♥

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

#I didn’t realize there were so many

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

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Finally caught up to S7 of 9-1-1 and I don’t know what’s worse the fact that I’m supposed to believe Buck was trying to fuck pilot guy or the horrible Amazon Prime product placement

#9-1-1 #evan buckley #buddie #911 buddie

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imagine being a gay ghost boy with zero experience and yet three bitches are pining for you, two of them technically pets

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i was gonna say “why is everyone in animes teenagers why is the fate of everyone on earth always left up to a teenager” and then i realise its because teenagers are the ones gonna be watchin the anime so we can identify with the characters more. plus i dont think anybody would be excited to see grandpa get in the robot

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‘bastard’ is the swiss army knife of ways to address someone

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