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girl who always says Too Much

#certified yapper (negative)

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im like completely fine as long as u ignore how badly i wanna call that guy dad while he fucks me from behind, puts a hand over my mouth, n leans in to whisper "shhh, we shouldnt be doing this"

#:3

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"yeah baby, you love the cock that made you, dont you?" ๑_๑

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Never understood the collective vehement resentment of small talk lol i hate the painful grind of small talk as much as the next person but i think id rather shrivel up and die than be denied nuggets of joy found in standing in an elevator and having a middle aged woman compliment my nails or bonding fleetingly with a cafegoer over the city's temperamental weather it's so integral to nurturing & cultivating the soul i think

#i love u small talk i love u social rules i love u politeness i love u set boundaries

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hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later

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usually being on the humiliator side of humiliation kink doesnt do anything for me but watching college kids make fun of officer smallwood and shout "you failed uvalde" at the texas cops fills me with a feeling unlike anything else ive ever felt

#make cops embarrassed!! make cops afraid!!!!

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shy & sensitive lawyer shows you his subpoenas

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Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

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we were laying together n i was just holding his dick bc i love him n its comforting and we were goofing around and he made a "joke" about cutting my hand off but i felt his dick twitch i stg

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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

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i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil

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somewhere out there, there is a small newsboy yelling "extra extra! new faithie tittie pic!"

#n e wayz!!!

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i was already a big fan of your blog now with the tpd stuff I feel like i enjoy scrolling on here than on my dash LMAO

I LOVE THAT um ive been posting ab it more @yikesqueen !! and im finally close to being done w digesting the full album so ill probably be yapping there after work :3

#ask #tw taylor swift #okay last post ab it for real