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my only goals in life are to be rich enough to see a lot of broadway shows and famous enough that i get invited backstage at all of them

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Les Miserables + Incorrect Les Mis Quotes [6/?]

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Hey guys

So I was in for a doctor's appointment on Saturday and I found out that there are some serious problems with my hearing. My doctor took one look in each ear and said that I need to see a hearing specialist as soon as possible. I have been having trouble hearing for a while now, but learning about this was really scary. Prayers would be greatly appreciated.

#prayers #hearing loss #please pray for me #doctor's appointment #yikes #ears #hearing

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when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

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Omg my sister just called Christmas Eve mass “midnight Jesus release party”

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Elephant Rock, Iceland

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Anastasia the Musical + memes: (1/?)

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All zoos are petting zoos if you aren’t a bitch

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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cute date idea for theatre nerds

you buy me front row tickets to broadway shows and leave

edit: or you can stay if ur super nice and cute and willing to eat food with me after

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When your only physical activity is the sprint you do when you’re about to miss a cue.

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Theatre tip number 5:

Green tea with honey and lemon can cure anything except crippling self doubt

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Inappropriate Audition Songs

Hi I’m auditioning for the role of Sweeny Todd and I will be singing “What Baking Can Do” from Waitress

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A day in the life of musical theatre trash

*wakes up*: "Ive always been a morning person, a morning girl hooray!"

*walking down the stairs*: "On the steps of the PALAAAAAACE!"

*cleans the house*: "It's the hard-knock life for us!"

*hears the doorbell*: "Hello! My name is Elder Price!"

*pulls out car keys*: "And your ring ooooooooof keys!"

*backs out of the driveway*: "Go Greased Lightning you're burnin' up the quarter mile!"

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theatre kids: a summary

during production week: this is awful i haven't slept more than 3 hours i am solely running on caffeine i can't wait for this show to be over i hate everyone

after production week: i miss everyone i miss rehearsal i miss that show i love theatre why can't i be back with the cast and crew i'm so emo

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how to spot a theatre kid

- knows too much about first treasury secretary alexander hamilton, bank robbers bonnie and clyde and the newsboys strike of 1899

- grocery shopping list consists of ‘the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold’

- when introduced to someone new, sings:

 - and i’m jAVERT

 - alexander hamilton, my name is alexander hamilton

 - veronica sawyer. i crave a boon

- laughs at anyone who says disney isn’t realistic because nobody randomly breaks out into song

- favourite rappers are the cast of hamilton and the witch from into the woods

- when walking in the rain, will start singing on my own from les miserables

- panics when the cast list is about to be posted

- blood is 90% throat coat

- constantly losing bobby pins

- has no sense of privacy because have you ever had to do a quick change

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People who don't know me that well watching me cook: Maybe slow down on the garlic?

Me: get out of my house