My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
What if Alice took 28 yrs to find Jasper just bc he was using his magical ability of being really boring and she just kept walking right past him repeatedly for like three decades?