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The Itsy Bitsy 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺The Baby girl🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺the sugarplum🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺the booboo🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#Silly!!!!!!!!!! #meta knight

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the pantry lookin for soup

it's been way too quiet around here lately where even are y'all

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The weird lookin' fuckin' cat ate all the chips.

#Charlie and Vaggie shower together because they're so sweet and they're the best #nifty hazbin hotel #chaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel #cursed cat alastor

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so I've recently been rotating an idea in my head for the funnies where Kirby, Bandana, Meta and Dedede all get magically transported to Earth (while there's still humans present) and are also magically able to transform into human forms, which they do so for the purposes of trying to fit in while they figure out how to get home

all this to say, I randomly pictured a human version of King Dedede wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I just thought that visual was so funny and great

more about this idea under the cut:

Somehow Dedede and Meta have knowledge about what humans are like and this informs how they attempt to fit in

re: above point: they believe that if anyone asks, they have to say they're the parents and Bandana and Kirby are their kids

their human forms originally sport clothes best made to approximate their regular appearances (and while the kids may look vaguely ordinary, the outfits of the adults are not) and so on their first day in [insert well-known American city here] they look extremely out of place

the gang goes into a department store to buy normal clothes and hijinks ensue: Dedede is annoyed by struggling to find clothes in his size, Kirby wants a pink dress and no one objects, etc.

Dedede tries to cook food and messes up so badly he sets the kitchen on fire, and as they're outside watching the fire department deal with it, Dedede sits dejectedly on the ground while Meta massages his shoulders, citing the fact that humans are receptive to physical touch and it could make him feel better since they're in human form (and it does make him feel better) (I had to include at least one metadede moment in there)

the gang has a beach day and marvel at how swimming is starkly different when you've got long limbs and need to breathe air (these guys can just be underwater for so long in games oh my god)

I think that's it for my silly ideas rn I'm so sorry Kirby fandom no one should have ever let me play these games now you're plagued with my random thoughts and ideas

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Fuck Ai

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need my package need my package need my package need my package

MARA AND UMA ARE ON THE WAY I NEED MY PACKAGE I NEED MY GIRLS.

#fashion dolls #doll collecting #rainbow high #neon shadow

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Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

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Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

#You're all welcome

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Trying to rearrange your dolls and watching them all fall over like dominos

#:( #Try to fix Jade's hair and Harley plummets to her doom #She falls on Draculaura who falls on her side and knocks over literally every Barbie #And then all my lalaloopsies fall over all on their own because that's what they do #Dolls #doll collecting #fashion dolls

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This Barbie is up at 1 in the morning writing gay shit!

#Heeehehehehheheheheheh! #i stay silly :3

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Thinkin about musa again

#musa winx #winx club #she's just so pretty i hope she never leaves my brain

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My favorite pastime is coming home from the thrift store, cradling my new Lalaloopsy between my thighs, and using a magic eraser to get the mystery stains off her face.

#Please be marker please be marker please be marker please be marker please be marker please be marker please be marker please be #It's red #Please be marker

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Birth

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is crimis

#On a cruise rn

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its been a minute, huh? Anyway more of this.

PpSorry if anything is twice I can't see

#south park #stan marsh #butters stotch #kyle brovlofski #clyde donovan #wendy testaburger #bebe stevens #henrietta biggle #kyle broflovski #craig tucker #tweek tweak #kenny mccormick

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*adds a sixteenth Draculaura to my cart*

Treat yo self

#i have a problem #She's just really cute I'm sorry

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Yeah I guess y'all can bully me

ask game!

send anon asks with any of these emojis :3 (reblog if you want your followers/mutuals to do it for you)

🖤: you are my worst enemy. if anything bad happened to you i would kill everyone.

🩶: you scare me /neg

🤍: you scare me /pos

❤️: i have feelings for you /srs (specify romantic or platonic) (this is just on here bcus a similar ask game had it)

🩷: lets go kill someone together <3

🧡: i dont know much about you, but you seem cool

💛: you are like a wet cat.

💚: one million dollars. for you.

🩵: you are amazing and i love you /p

💙: you dont seem mentally stable. at all.

💜: you look like you had a fnaf phase