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Ooh, ooh, can I do one too?

#magic the gathering #mtg #no kodama's reach?

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Hey everyone! Be @rookthebird 's friend, ya filthy Vorthoses!

hey, do you have any tips on like. making vorthos friends? i want to talk about the gatewatch but i haven't been in the position of joining a new fandom in a while.

you can be my friend :)

#magic the gathering #mtg

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when everyone at the table is running black as one of their commander's colors

#magic the gathering #mtg #memetg #''yay someone played urborg!''

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when your commander singlehandedly shifts the game in your favour

#magic the gathering #mtg #memetg #fortnite #thanos

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The perfect trading card gaming mat doesn't exi-

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I'm so sorry for your loss, Mark. We're all richer for him having raised you. All the love from me and mine to you and yours in this difficult time.

Rest in Peace to my father Gene Rosewater

I’m sad to announce that my father Gene passed away last night from Alzheimer’s. He was 82. He was the source of my love for games, and there’s no way I would be doing what I do now without his influence. Here’s a podcast I did with him back in 2013:

https://media.wizards.com/podcasts/magic/drivetowork45generosewater.mp3

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Got it.

My criteria: It had to have "the" in the middle to denote their title, and it had to be able to be pronounced as "DA da, da DAdada" (in other words, the same meter as "Mentos, the Freshmaker").

Here's the list:

Lucas, the Sharpshooter Bontu the Glorified** Breeches, the Blastmaker Breena, the Demagogue** Brinelin, the Moon Kraken Kenzo the Hardhearted Dargo, the Shipwrecker Doran, the Siege Tower Dromar, the Banisher Eriette, the Beguiler** Ertai, the Corrupted Evelyn, the Covetous Gisa, the Hellraiser Grismold, the Dreadsower Grolnok, the Omnivore** Immard, the Stormcleaver Jaxis, the Troublemaker* Jodah, the Unifier Judith, the Scourge Diva** Kaervek the Merciless Kaervek, the Punisher Kamber, the Plunderer Kellan, the Fae-Blooded Kenrith, the Returned King** Keskit, the Flesh Sculptor Kestia, the Cultivator* Kethis, the Hidden Hand** Kogla, the Titan Ape** Makari, the Lucky Grot** Kura, the Boundless Sky** Laurine, the Diversion Linden, the Steadfast Queen** Lorthos, the Tidemaker Lutri, the Spellchaser Magda, the Hoardmaster Mairsil, the Pretender Negan, the Cold-Blooded Marwyn, the Nurturer Najal, the Storm Runner Neheb, the Eternal** Nekusar, the Mindrazer* Obosh, the Preypiercer Ognis, the Dragon's Lash** Oros, the Avenger Parnesse, the Subtle Brush** Piru, the Volatile** Preston, the Vanisher Rakdos, the Defiler Rakdos, the Showstopper Regna, the Redeemer Ryusei, the Falling Star** Samwise the Stouthearted Saryth, the Viper's Fang** Sauron, the Lidless Eye** Sauron, the Necromancer* Sedris, the Traitor King** Sengir, the Dark Baron** Sheoldred, the Apocalypse* Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon* Slimefoot, the Stowaway Slogurk, the Overslime Sol'kanar the Swamp King* Surrak, the Hunt Caller Tana, the Bloodsower Tawnos, the Toymaker Teneb, the Harvester Thantis, the Warweaver Tinybones, the Pickpocket* Tormod, the Desecrator* Toxrill, the Corrosive** Tymaret, the Murder King Tyvar the Bellicose Uril, the Miststalker Volrath, the Shapestealer Vraska, the Silencer Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver Zedruu the Greathearted Zirda, the Dawnwaker Zo-Zu the Punisher

You've noticed the asterisks. * indicates that it doesn't actually fit the criteria, but it fits the vibe (Tinybones has three syllables, not two, but... fits the vibe!). ** indicates that it's the right number of syllables, but not the right metre (the emphasis is on RO for the word Corrosive, so Toxrill, the Corrosive just doesn't work).

Thank you for indulging me in investigating this very silly thing.

you know how a lot of phrases fit the cadence of "teenage mutant ninja turtles"?

i'm doing the same thing

but by "phrases" i mean legendary creatures

and by "teenage mutant ninja turtles" i mean "mentos, the freshmaker"

the most recent one i've added to the list is "kamber, the plunderer"

i will notify you when i'm done

#magic the gathering #mtg #memetg #mentos the freshmaker #lorthos the tidemaker #THEY'RE THE SAME #feel free to add ones i may have missed/disregarded

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you know how a lot of phrases fit the cadence of "teenage mutant ninja turtles"?

i'm doing the same thing

but by "phrases" i mean legendary creatures

and by "teenage mutant ninja turtles" i mean "mentos, the freshmaker"

the most recent one i've added to the list is "kamber, the plunderer"

i will notify you when i'm done

#magic the gathering #mtg #memetg #otj added at least four to this list

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If you have any specific takes on this, I’d like to hear them! I’m trying to decide if they should get their own polls on this blog.

#magic the gathering #mtg #i'd say the corrupt gods aren't #simply because they're just bugs on top of human torsos

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It's my pleasure. :)

I wanna say Wizards of the Coast is a shit company for a lot of reasons but they must be commended for one thing and that is their commitment to making Oko the sluttiest planeswalker in existence.

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... no. Sorry. I genuinely liked your write-up. It was very fun. I did not mean to insult you in any way.

I wanna say Wizards of the Coast is a shit company for a lot of reasons but they must be commended for one thing and that is their commitment to making Oko the sluttiest planeswalker in existence.

#magic the gathering #mtg

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the netflix version of auntie blyte

#magic the gathering #mtg #memetg #bedazzled #elizabeth hurley #brendan fraser

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not exactly up to par with the "jace beleren is trans" essay, but still quite good

I wanna say Wizards of the Coast is a shit company for a lot of reasons but they must be commended for one thing and that is their commitment to making Oko the sluttiest planeswalker in existence.

#magic the gathering #mtg

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when they rope you in mtg arena

#magic the gathering #mtg #memetg #jupiter ascending #eddie redmayne

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#magic the gathering #mtg #memetg

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#magic the gathering #mtg #memetg

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they need to bring back gathering