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The Palestinian Relief Bundle is live! For an $8.00 donation to Palestine Children's Relief Fund, you get hundreds of amazing games, like Fostering Apocalypse, An Outcry, EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER, Magic Wand, and countless other unique experiences!

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government is trying to ban tiktok meanwhile millions of poor and disabled americans are about to completely lose their internet access at the end of april because congress wont renew funding for the affordable connectivity program

hell fucking world

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a new design of my sona XD (very real)

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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this is silly.

inspo.

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guh

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The reason tabletop RPGs use polyhedral dice – in spite of them being such an unlikely thing to have on hand in the pre-gaming-store era, and rare even in the roleplaying hobby’s tabletop wargame predecessors – is because there just happened to be an educational supply store where they could easily be sourced near where the designers of Dungeons & Dragons lived.

The reason that D&D dragons are colour-coded is because the game pre-dates the widespread availability of fantasy minifigs, so they represented dragons using plastic dinosaurs from the local five-and-dime, and those are just the colours that the plastic dinosaurs used to represent each type of dragon happened to be.

The reason that iconic D&D monsters like the bulette, the owlbear and the rust monster exist is because one day, a bunch of bootleg Ultraman kaiju figurines just happened to be mixed in with the plastic dinosaurs, and – being unfamiliar with Ultraman, and the bootlegs in question being almost unrecognisably shitty anyway – they statted up what they thought the figurines looked like.

Sometimes I wonder what the history of the tabletop roleplaying hobby would have looked like if any of those coincidences had lined up just a little bit differently.

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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Star Wars is truly at its peak when the droids are practical and semi-shitty looking which is honestly just to say that I get an instant boost of serotonin when a gonk droid shows up

Look at this thing it sucks and I love it

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Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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happy 47th !!

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The five cutest, most wholesome characters in Hazbin Hotel will still look utterly terrifying the moment you are threatening their loved ones (or you're in stabbing range, in Niffty's case).

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A couple of posters that commemorate Palestine’s Land Day, March 30th

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#usa - midwest #french fries #chips #biscuit #cookies #soda #candy #cigarettes #beanie #cotton candy

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okay so it’s like. scum villain is an unpolished, tropey danmei novel. scum villain is a funny and incisive parody and genre deconstruction. scum villain is a fix-it fic for a story that doesn’t exist. scum villain is a comedy. scum villain is a tragedy. scum villain is about cycles of abuse, changing your fate, and taking responsibility for the things that happen in your life. it’s a romance where the main character is too dim to figure out he’s in love even when he’s literally married. it’s about guilt and forgiveness. it’s about internet culture, and making fun of bad sex scenes in webnovels, then turning around and writing an even worse sex scene yourself. it’s about toxic relationships and chances for growth. it’s about realising that the people around you are people, with more depth and humanity and complex inner lives than you might have given them credit for. scum villain is about— and i cannot stress this enough— dick jokes.