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dj-cublex · 41 minutes
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nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
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dj-cublex · 10 hours
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jolteon and joltik
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dj-cublex · 10 hours
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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
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dj-cublex · 19 hours
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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dj-cublex · 19 hours
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
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hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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dj-cublex · 23 hours
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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!
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dj-cublex · 1 day
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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dj-cublex · 1 day
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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dj-cublex · 2 days
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Cool Nintendo 3DS News
you can now streetpass over the internet
(this requires your 3ds to be hacked, which you can do easily at 3ds.guide)
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It’s a lovely day in Johto, and you are a horrible lugia.
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dj-cublex · 2 days
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tumblr stopped me from uploading this four different times yesterday
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Ouppy
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dj-cublex · 2 days
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this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like
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dj-cublex · 2 days
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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dj-cublex · 2 days
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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done
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dj-cublex · 2 days
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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)
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dj-cublex · 2 days
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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