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[dogin8]

something about how no matter what you do in life you will always end up inherently valuable in the eyes of a vulture.

#doesn't matter how much of a fuck up you feel like. doesn't matter how unproductive you are or how many days you just stay in bed #there's nothing you need to do to be valuable. there's nothing you can do to stop being valuable #that quote from Hamlet that's like #a king and a beggar go the same distance through the mouth of the worms #between somebody who is whatever you define as succesful and you. the vultures will not discern. they extend their funeral rites to each #of us all the same.

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Me opening my grade book: Grades?

Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,

Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)

[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]

[dogin8]

Me opening my grade book: Grades?

Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,

Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)

[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]

[dogin8]

Me opening my grade book: Grades?

Grade book: ONE MILLION ASSIGNMENCE. If NOT DONE IN TWENTY!!!!FOUR MINUTES YOU WILL DEATH,

Me: Mm I see (closes my eyes for the next seventy years as I imagine the beautiful wobbegong)

[Image IDs: three gifs of an Ornate Wobbegong swimming through the ocean, taken at different angles. The Wobbegong is a light brown shark with dark brown bands horizontal across it's body, and white spots covering it. It moves smoothly through the water, tail swishing behind it. End ID.]

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working hard: BOOOOOO HATE THIS BOOO THIS SUCKS!!!!!

hardly working: YEAHHH WOOO FUCK YEAH HELL YEAH, YES YES!!!!

#still proud of this one #in assignment hell so this is all i think

[dogin8]

worst thing ever is when people have the take that "Being able to complain about your lack of rights means you already have rights so you should just be happy".

Like if you know that protesting is illegal in some countries, and see people protesting in countries where it isn't, and your takeaway is that they should shut up and be happy you are wrong and need to talk to more activists or do more activism.

I have the absolute privilege of living in a place where I can be openly queer and protest and the government isn't (technically) allowed to do anything about that. Why in the fucking entire world, would I not fully exert my rights to do both of those things.

if you are the person who, on a video about the strike for gender equality in iceland, commented: "Being able to do this without fear is, in fact, equality. Be happy" I am stealing something from your fucking house

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he made mincraft horrifying with raycasting <3

[dogin8]

jawsh fanart will be always be something like a full body presidential portrait with insane detail and it will have 9 likes and two reblogs. jawsh fanart will be a detailed oil painting and the artist will caption it "erm... what the freak"

[dogin8]

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

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feeling like the health inspector

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Goes on social media: Wow you guys have so much going on, I guess I'm just not a person that many things happen to

Goes off social media: Oh my god why are things always happening to me

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What do you mean you don't want to? You always used to love humouring me

#this has been in my drafts for a million years #i hope to reword it someday #it has so much punch in my head delivered as dialogue #but i couldn't fit that nicely into text i don't think #like #the concept of somebody growing up and establishing boundaries and then a figure (parent. guardian. older sibling etc) from when they were #younger. tries to do some of the same things with them #but the person is much better at establishing that they don't want to do something #it's like ''You don't want to do [thing that they don't like doing]? we always did it together when you were a kid'' #''Why don't you want to do this thing you never enjoyed? I never cared about your feelings so i assigned that you loved it because i do'' #but in the post the intention is to say it plainly #it's like a satire or something #''why don't you like doing this thing you hate? you always used to humour me'' #it's self awareness but not change #like a character saying ''Hahaha I'm so evil'' or whatever #idk I'm just rambling at this point

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sometimes i see the like "You're not doing art for the right reason if you care about notes" talking point floating around and it's like. There's no wrong reason to do art. obviously it'd be sweet and wonderful if we all could just do art and not care about anything else, but we live in a society. we're kinda biologically built to strive for approval from others, and also on a more recent scale, society puts a lot of importance on popularity, and for some people it is literally how they earn money, to live.

it's okay to be upset when your art doesn't get recognition, it's okay to make art thinking "Hehehe this will do numbers on tumblr dot com" do whatever you want always.

We can all strive to be people who will be happy making art even if nobody else ever sees or likes it, but there's no point waiting around, I'd rather be in a world full of art in the meantime.

#make shitty art for fucked up reasons #make the roof of the sistine chapel because it pays well #draw a ship you don't care that much about because it gets notes #get sad when something you make doesn't get reblogged #complain about it #do whatever you want always

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Person A (poor comprehension skills): Hey guys I'm confused why this post says people on tumblr piss on the poor, can somebody explain this to me?

Person B (even poorer communication skills): Did you even read the post??

#like i understand it sucks to see somebody like. completely misinterpret #or not be able to interpret somethinf #but i see so many people who are like. the least helpful ever #and it's just like. #''did you even read it'' isn't helpful by any stretch of the imagination #if you feel that way (frustrated. upset etc.) don't comment or reblog or whatever #the person who misinterpreted the post isn't forcing you to reply #etc etc idk #this has been in the drafts for a while

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#RYTHIAN GOATED #this pops off

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Magpie is trying to connect with the moon.

The solitude keeper U_U

Oriental magpie (Pica serica)

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when god closes a door (gothcicle) he opens a window (faggy clubcicle)