domus-fructus

[domus-fructus]

Your boobs are, what do you call it.... Designer!

- me to Vicki G. post reduction surgery

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #designer boobs #that is a terrible tag i hate that actually

[domus-fructus]

LIVE TO FUCK ANOTHER DAY!!!

- me (about male black widow spiders)

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #live to fuck another day!!!

[domus-fructus]

Midna: unapologetically steps right in my crotch as she's getting off me

Sam: Call that pussy on pussy violence :)

The criminal in question, right before she bit me

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #cat #bitey bitey

[domus-fructus]

I am the modern art of humor.

- Sam

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #absurd and deconstructive

[domus-fructus]

My furry, gay bottom friend named Chad...

- Titania

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #gay

[domus-fructus]

I saw "fucking" on it and thought, "this is perfect for Titania!"

- me (I was right, it was a great birthday present)

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg

[domus-fructus]

I have confidence issues.

- me

("mean but true" - a friend from high school, betrayal by one of my own!!!!)

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg

[domus-fructus]

Alright, bat for dinner.

- Titania setting Astarion loose when he kept crit failing his attacks

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[domus-fructus]

Give me a sec, I gotta find my abs again.

- Starke (me) when Sam was trying to get me to do vocal exercises

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #i did not actually find my abs #i dont think they were ever there

[domus-fructus]

Legnogg

- Sam (also pegnogg, on occasion)

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #pegnogg

[domus-fructus]

IT'S DATA'S DAY!!!

On February 2nd 2338 Data was activated on Omicron Theta

Happy birthday Data 💛

[domus-fructus]

Oh, I can pee on command.

- Vicky G.

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg

[domus-fructus]

Who want their vampussy ate?

- Sam

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #yeah i have no clue

[domus-fructus]

I guess the atomic bomb is pretty pointy.

- me

Something something carry a pointy stick

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #carry a pointy stick

[domus-fructus]

There are two genders: dingbat and rat bastard.

- me

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #gender

[domus-fructus]

I have a really funny video to show you, but it depends on how you feel about pedophiles.

- Crow

#latin for house of fruits #roommates #no context quotes #queuequeg #tw pedophiles #it was a funny video

[domus-fructus]

“Some of us love you

Achilles, it's not much but there's proof.

You crazy-assed cosmonaut, remember your virtue;

Redemption lies plainly in truth.

Just humor us, Achilles, Achilles, come down;

Won't you get up off, get up off the roof?”

Character Aesthetics: Murderbot

-The Murderbot Diaries