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Update, I have been quite literally thrown out of the wedding. I now am in possession of two black eyes and the wedding cake. I’m also currently running.

…was someone supposed to inform me about Komodo Joe’s wedding at any point prior to…oh I dunno, the WEEK before?!

In fairness I didn’t get an invitation. If I can’t convince Gin or bribe Brio to bring me as their plus one, I’m crashing it. I’m not turning down free food and booze

#I will get several bites of this at the very least! #if I die I leave everything to Gin and Brio #they can sort out who gets what #ooh the cake is raspberry with champagne icing #schmancy

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…was someone supposed to inform me about Komodo Joe’s wedding at any point prior to…oh I dunno, the WEEK before?!

In fairness I didn’t get an invitation. If I can’t convince Gin or bribe Brio to bring me as their plus one, I’m crashing it. I’m not turning down free food and booze

#congrats to him I guess #dress code is: mutant business casual #the hell is that supposed to mean #what does one get a mutant lizard for his wedding? #who married him?!

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Hey if it makes you feel any better, all of us probably plan on leaving the island once we complete our plans of world domination

Why i can't go to Cortex Castle??

-Et-Her

Take it up with Cortex, I don’t make the rules. Frankly, if I had it my way, literally no one would be allowed in the castle that didn’t already work there.

…besides Doordash delivery drivers

…or particularly good looking men

But back to the topic at hand: I have no idea why I wouldn’t be the one to make the rules

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Why i can't go to Cortex Castle??

-Et-Her

Take it up with Cortex, I don’t make the rules. Frankly, if I had it my way, literally no one would be allowed in the castle that didn’t already work there.

…besides Doordash delivery drivers

…or particularly good looking men

But back to the topic at hand: I have no idea why I wouldn’t be the one to make the rules

#boss makes a dollar i make a dime #yada yada

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Attention fellow minions:

Apparently Cortex is compiling a list of individuals “hereby banned from Cortex Castle” and that any violations of the decree shall “henceforth immediately result in execution” or whatnot

Amongst the names on the list are Aku Aku, any and all bandicoots, any of the Quantum Masks, any member of Cortex’s family besides Nina, “that guy who sold him a Cadillac without an engine” and Nicolas Cage

Do with that information whatever you want

#How does one get on the list? #I do wonder #Can we make suggestions on who to add?

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In unrelated news, I’m going to see what happens when you expose grass to the Evolvo Ray

As a new initiative to make the castle more inconspicuous I am going to cover the roof of the castle with grass. Maybe then people will stop showing up.

#we may or may not have made a mistake #we might have a monster running around the castle #whoops #if anyone asks Tropy did it

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((OOC: I AM ACTUALLY INVESTED IN THE FANFIC. HOLY SHIT. AT THE END OF CHAPTER 20 I ACTUALLY SAID TO MYSELF 'NATHAN, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR MAN BACK!' I AM ACTUALLY EXCITED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER. I GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WITH MEGAMIX. KUDOS TO THE ADMIN THAT RUNS THIS BLOG!!!))

Thank you thank you! ☺️

New chapter, assuming things continue as they are, should be up next week!

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I’m sure some of my associates would agree: as we get older, entering our middle aged years, it gets so much easier to hurt and ache. It’s annoying as all hell

You take the last step down the stairs and make a slight misstep, and your ankle is twisted and your knee won’t feel right for a few days

You sleep in an awkward position, and your neck is on fire until lunch at least

And your boss throws you out a window, and it really puts a damper on your body for a hot minute

#not naming names #but y’all can guess who did it #and all because I said his mother was probably bad at chess #smh #on another note: owwwwwww

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Recent cosplay I did

Also hi, I have a meta blog now @itsyaboi-tony

I am Calypso! And I thank you for playing Twisted Metal

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(OOC BUT RAUGHHH I LOVE YOUR FIC SOSOSOSOS MUCH. GENUINLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE OCS EVER)

That is such a high compliment, thank you so very much ☺️

I know it’s been a while since the last update. It’ll be coming along soon, I promise (life busy yada yada)

😎🤘✨

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I wish to inform the world that Cortex confiscated the weed I was growing on the roof.

He is the reason your dealers’ prices are high. Stand against the man!

Not that my product was going to any of y’all, but it’s the principle of it 💅🏻✨

#cortex is a narc #pass it on #ps Brio also has some

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Cortex and I finally found something in common.

It’s strange. I never thought we’d ever have a shared interest. Well, it’s more than an interest. Both of us have had passionate rants about it, we each have an encyclopedic knowledge of it, and we are devoted in the time we spend on it.

It would almost be nice. If it wasn’t Real Housewives of the Wumpa Islands.

#cortex claims he dated one of the ladies before she got famous #I have doubts #we have a watch party on thursdays

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The next 20 people who Venmo me 50 dollars will be given exclusive access to N. Gin’s chicken noodle soup secret recipe

He doesn’t know I’m doing this. I don’t think he even knows I know it, so sh, no one tell him.

#keep it on the down low #chicken soup cures all ills #including hopefully me if he finds out I’m doing this

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Under most circumstances, if I was to receive a random marriage proposal in my email, I’d assume it was a scam and not give it literally any mind.

It did however come from Emperor Velo.

Now I’m not into the guy, nor do I think I’m exactly the marrying type…but…well…

How much do y’all think he makes?

Asking for a friend

#ah never mind #there’s no reality tv on his planet #and I can’t conquer it #welp

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I thought I’d just slept through my alarm, but upon further inspection, I appear to have slept for six entire months.

Now I need to figure out whether Tropy transported me forward in time, Brio gave me some sort of sleeping concoction or both

It’s gonna be a looong day

#and why did no one wonder where I was?! #I thought I was a valuable employee! #smh #((I’m back! :D))

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Attention Cortex Castle but mostly Tropy:

Apologies in advance, I have had MULTIPLE drinks, and have a brilliant scheme, and I’m also hungry

Tropy, is it possible to manipulate the time stream such that every day is Tuesday?

I want Taco Tuesday!

I expect an answer by tomorrow. If I’m hungover, you may need to explain your concepts twice

That will be all.

Also, Brio, this batch of moonshine is very good. Thank you for making it, and keeping your stash unlocked. Made it a lot easier for me to break in

Okay byyyyyyeeeeee! :D

#we wilding #it’s Saturday #although maybe not for long! #DoorDash delivers to the castle? #hell yeah brother

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If you see a gorilla furiously doing science in a castle lab today, don’t panic, it’s Brio’s latest transformation experiment

I would’ve preferred if the experiment wasn’t me but I guess that’s what I get for leaving my drink uncovered during the latest work hangout

#I’ll be sure to not transform myself back quite yet #I need to find the slimeball first and show him how strong gorillas are #hands on demonstration #if you will