estás en algún foro actualmente?
No Anon :( Ojalá, he querido volver.
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In her world, she’s an ordinary girl.
Valentine J. Bailey.
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Apollo: Sister, what are you the goddess of?
Artemis: *lounging by a spring on piles of deerskin surrounded by three dozen naked girls with a dead pan expression* Virginity.
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“friendship ceremony” lmfao
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The moment this blog stanned Naomi Smalls
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It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.
We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy
who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,
who talks to sea creatures,
who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)
which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative
with an army of sharks
And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength
… I’m just saying
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I hate how Spaniards speak… The fuck is a corathon
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I can’t feel my tongue! But I know it’s there because I’m talking.
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