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hi it's the actual joel bra anon and I would send pictures but you can't send them in asks. so. dropbox link https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/dgrqohp73849abxxzvaye/the-joel-bra.jpg?rlkey=r9gewbcrddfykx6i2rkturbm1&dl=0

(note: I have never claimed to be good at embroidering) (note2: if I have another episode etho will go on the other boob <3)

WE LOVE YOU JOEL BRA ANON!!!!!!

#HOLY SHIT WE FOUND EM #mcyt

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having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

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I regret to inform you all that as of this commission I have officially "Made It."

Merry Christmas, Murrlogic

#Mad that I immediately knew what was going on here

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You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?

I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.

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Much love to everyone in a similar situation as me. We'll get through this <3

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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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Luffy would make the Orphean trip to the underworld to save any of his crew, but he would also fail. Not due to any lack of willpower or any failure of courage, but because right near the surface the ghost would whisper "hey, Luffy?" and he'd turn around with a huge smile like "yeah? :D" and then there would be a comedy beat and then he'd realize what he just did and start yelling.

After that he would also go all the way back down and annoy Hades into giving him another shot, fail again, annoy Hades again, and rinse lather repeat until Hades simply bans the Straw Hats from the underworld forever (unintentionally rendering the entire crew immortal).

Zoro would succeed the Orphean quest for any of the Straw Hats, it wouldn't even be hard, although he would get so lost on the way out of the underworld that the seductive voices that were trying to entice him to turn around instead start giving him step by step directions out of pity and exasperation.

Sanji would waver for a second when the voice of a beautiful woman liltingly entices him from behind, but he would hold strong and keep walking, crying and grinding his teeth the entire time.

Chopper would fail, he's too gullible and too scared, he's just a child and should never be burdened to do this, and Usopp has like a 50/50 chance depending on which Straw Hat he's rescuing. I don't think he would ever fail for Chopper, but for Luffy... well, he'd figure Luffy can probably find a way out of the underworld on his own and leg it once things get too scary (he would be right. Luffy has a knack for escaping underworlds.)

Jinbei would fail because he would hear the footsteps behind him fall into silence, and he would think Hades has betrayed him, kidnapped the soul of his crewmate, abused his power like the Celestial Dragons do, and he would immediately turn to fight Hades to the death for the insult.

Nami would have a long chat with Persephone and she'd show them a secret passageway out and keep it quiet from Hades. Brook would perform a melody so fucking catchy and earwormy that Hades lets them go in return for an autograph.

As for Robin... I think she'd end up wandering even DEEPER into the underworld to look at the interesting architecture in Tartarus, talk to the shades and souls, learn a lot of embarrassing secrets about the gods, and use them to blackmail Hades into letting, like, a lot of people go.

#Op

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in Disco Elysium I was expecting there to be some kind of “addiction mechanic” that would add a long-term downside to taking drugs, and was surprised not only by the absence of any such mechanic but also that the benefits of drugs greatly outweighed the cost. anyways fast forward to the late game and I was downing three bottles of pyrholidon and smoking an entire pack of cigarettes before attempting any check, and it was only then I realized there was in fact an addiction mechanic

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If fursuits were automatically by default purely a sex thing, then every sports team mascot would technically speaking classify as a sex worker.

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A pike jumped out of the water likely chasing prey and got stuck in a branch and died. Now, a bird has made a nest in its mouth. One of the most interesting things I’ve seen.

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#AHAHAHAAHHAHAA #IT'S GONNA BE MAY #video #Does he know #Does he know?

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sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

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