im makin a new account but im only giving it to two (2) people lmao :'v
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When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
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one of the servers at the restaurant i work at received this as their “tip” today. she came into the break room and began to sob, because servers get paid so little and they are completely dependent upon the tips that they make a living. servers make, usually, 2.35 an hour plus tips. leaving this for someone is cruel and unfair. leaving this for someone doesn’t make them a better person, it makes them unable to pay for their rent. DO NOT TIP YOUR SERVERS WITH ANYTHING LIKE THIS. IT IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL.
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cornytrolls replied to your post “itd be a pretty average troll actually if i just base them off luigi ...”
BREATHES HEAVILY... i heard REPO TROLLS
HELL YEA h ive recently become completely obsessed with repo lmao i love it so m uch and i think any of the characters could be p hella if adapted as a fantroll :v
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE A FURSONA
I wanna see how many we have in the fantroll community
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Kind of disappointed Hiccup’s mother isn’t a huge stocky buxom Amazonian barbarian after that “It was half of your mother’s breastplate” line in the first movie.
And by “kind of” I mean “entirely”
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Puppy Reacts to Girl’s Crying
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Harley Doll
Photo by Waylen Photography
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itd be a pretty average troll actually if i just base them off luigi
but pavi steals peoples faces so thats cooler
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WHAT IF I MADE A TROLL BASED OFF OF PAVI AND/OR LUIGI FROM REPO.............
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sex with a robot would be fucking metal
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i forgot her fucking horns im so
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shsl this-girl-will-fuck-you-up
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ladies using swords (◡‿◡✿)
ladies using guns (◕‿◕✿)
ladies taking revenge (⊙‿⊙✿)
badass ladies (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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