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I need to hold Rolan in my arms 😭

#i just need to cuddle him #and tell him he matters #bg3 #bg3 rolan #rolan

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I do laugh every time Isobel calls Shadowheart a nasty little terrier and the camera cuts to SH behind you serving nothing but nasty little terrier.

she said

#bg3

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when he says he's sorry & is so happy to see his family again do you think he knows Im in love with him or

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[ SORCERER] Keep drinking like that and you won't be able to read your spellbook, wizard.

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His smile at the end kills me. He knows what he is doing, he knows he is hot

#bg3 rolan #rolan bg3 #rolan #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3

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i’ve made some more

#bg3 #baulder’s gate 3 #baulder’s gate #baulders gate 3 #karlach baulders gate #baulders gate gale #bauldur’s gate #baldurs gate gale #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #gale of waterdeep #astarion #bg3 astarion #gale dekarios #astarion headcanons #gale of water deep x reader #shadowheart baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart bg3 #shadow heart #karlach #shadowheart #bg3 lae'zel #karlach bg3 #laezel #baldurs gate wyll #baulders gate astarion #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll

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Another day, another goober. Alfira!

#other people's art #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #other people's beautiful art #alfira

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Deeply and Immovably So - Chapter 11 Updates

So I haven't really posted about the chapter here because I have been worried about annoying people, but the long and short of it is that the chapter is coming along. The draft is drafting.

But it is a mess right now.

The ideas are coming together though, and I'm super excited to share it with all of you.

I want you all to know that I have not abandoned this fic. I'm here for the long haul.

#darcy rambles #darcy writes

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😂 You all are the best!

Okay--I will start plugging away at the tiefling mating bite headcanon list this week.

I'm drafting chapter 11 of Deeply and Immovably So currently, and the words are coming--I just need to make sure to arrange them prettily!

Should I... should I do a head canon list for tiefling mating bites?

#darcy rambles

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Astarion has some competition in the sassy insult department it seems

#bg3 #astarion #minsc and boo #bg3 astarion #bg3 companions #bg3 party chatter

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Should I... should I do a head canon list for tiefling mating bites?

#darcy rambles #oh nooooo #please don't enable meeeee #don't do thaaaaat

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A FLEET OF FANFICTION WRITERS LAUNCH THEIR KEYBOARDS

what if. you were always bickering with Rolan. and one day you’re really teasing him. grab his ponytail and pull it playfully.

and he just moans.

looks so embarrassed, and he’s definitely hard. you’re just shocked. he shakes you off and hurried away and you’re just left standing there like 👁️👄👁️

what then?

#rolan #rolan bg3

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I like to think Rolan's hair gets a little messy after battle.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 rolan #baldurs gate 3 #other people's art #rolan #rolan bg3

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Just wanted to clarify which character essentially becomes Marie's love interest😋

Oh, and of course she adores Cal and Lia. It takes time for her and Rolan to warm up to each other (especially since both of them are kinda.. Very much alike) but I feel she would befriend his sibling very fast and easily.

#CUUUUTE #other people's beautiful art

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So I know the Holy Rolan Empire has agreed that Rolan is Mr. Darcy-coded.

But could we also say that Cal is Mr. Bingley-coded? Because I had that realization today, and I don't think I'm ever going to sleep again.

#rolan #bg3 #bg3 rolan #rolan bg3 #cal #cal bg3 #bg3 cal #bg3 head canons #bg3 headcanons

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I think they should let you bang Gale before his orb is stabilized, maybe require some roll checks or something, and then the whole camp explodes, game over, and you get the achievement “You and Gale banged”

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios

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Cal Head Canons

A thousand and one (and a million more) thank-yous to @waterdeeply for our feral conversations about Cal. This list would not exist without her!!

Romantic and NSFW are under the cut!

SFW

Prior to Elturel’s Descent, Cal ran deliveries for a general goods shop. He wasn’t sure what he wanted to necessarily do for a living, but was happy so long as his family had a roof over their heads and food on the table.

His favorite place in Elturel was The Garden—a large park/wooded area that ran through the center of the city. He managed to harvest some of the seeds from the place with the intention of growing them in the garden that he and his mother tended.

When Elturel descended into Avernus, Cal didn’t subscribe to the idea of everyone fending for themselves. He and Lia wanted to help protect their neighbors who couldn’t defend themselves. This led to disagreements with Rolan, and those arguments definitely carried over into the events of BG3. While the player character saw one such disagreement, it is actually a regular point of contention for the three.

However, because he and Lia wanted to help people (and Rolan came along to keep them safe), there did come a point where Cal was almost killed by the Companion’s lightning strike. He was pushed out of the way in time, but the smell of electricity makes him feel sick to his stomach now.

Avernus stinks of sulfur too, so that smell also makes him sick now.

Is terrified of the undead after seeing them skulk the streets of Elturel.

He didn’t have any weapons training prior to Elturel’s descent—he learned out of necessity.

Prior to the Descent, he loved stories about valiant warriors protecting those in need and where everything is set to rights and everyone lives happily ever after. Afterwards, he becomes embittered to those stories, because when all was said and done and Elturel was restored to the material plane, the tieflings were exiled. He knew that the world was cruel and unfair, but those tales almost seemed like a mockery of what he and his family went through.

Should the player character choose to help the tiefling refugees, Cal begins to think that there was a small grain of truth to those tales.

He would rather talk things over than resort to violence.

Most of the tiefling children view him as an older brother.

Though the ones who run with Mol might think he is a little gullible (though his heart is in the right place, and only they are allowed to mess with him).

After being imprisoned in Moonrise Tower’s dungeon, he hates cellars and prefers to stay in rooms/buildings with windows that look outside.

While most people don't enjoy the smell of rotting meat, being so close to decomposing bodies while imprisoned in Moonrise makes it so Cal genuinely cannot be near decomposing meat/rot without getting physically ill.

He is clumsy and will knock things over if he doesn’t pay attention/gets too excited.

After so many nights of sleeping in tents and near his siblings and the other Elturelian refugees, the first night in the tower, alone in his own room, is disquieting. He hasn’t slept in total silence for months, and most certainly not without one of his siblings in arm’s reach.

Most people who grew up in Elturel are described as “having been raised in a saddle,” which leads me to think that Cal knows how to ride a horse very well and likely helped care for the animals that the refugees took with them when they left the city.

Definitely tried to pick up the owlbear cub during the tiefling party. He did not succeed. If anything, he might have thrown out his back.

Is a giggly, affectionate drunk

He would find a job in the Gate that involves helping people. That might be apprenticing at Bonecloaks’ or running relief efforts.

I think he does most of the patching up/first aid for his siblings

Beer/ale drinker over wine

Prefers hearty meals with potatoes

Loves growing flowers and vegetables

The sort of person who will carry all of the groceries/shopping bags.

Romantic

It is VERY obvious that he has a crush. He wears his heart on his sleeve and wants to be as genuine as possible with you.

If he develops feelings for you, he goes out of his way to do small favors/help you where he can. This is anything from helping you carry packages to making sure that you eat.

On the topic of food: he loves cooking for you. It is one of his favorite ways to show his affection, especially after Avernus made everything edible go bad--cooking something delicious now holds new meaning and a significant amount of value to him.

He is the type to become a flustered/stuttering/tripping-over-himself mess whenever he is around you but hasn't yet confessed his feelings. He was clumsy before, but now he is practically falling over himself. 

Rolan and Lia do tease him. Relentlessly.

Without a shadow of a doubt, Rolan would watch an interaction between you and Cal, watch Cal laugh/flounder/fall over himself, and then, once you had left, he would look at him and say, "Performance issues, Cal?"

He is the partner who will brag about you to anyone who listens. Will look for excuses to talk about you.

It's because he likes bragging about you that, if you were trying to keep your relationship on the DL (for whatever reason), he would immediately give the two of you away. Rolan and Lia would notice that he seems to be talking about you an awful lot more than before, and he is daydreaming A LOT.

Also the kind of partner who is content to listen to you talk about anything and everything. 

The way to his heart is to also give him the space to talk when he needs to. Like other head canon posts have noted, Cal has been the mediator for his siblings for a very long time, so having the chance to express his thoughts/feelings is something he genuinely appreciates.

While in a relationship, he dotes. So much.

Makes small noises when he kisses you.

Super affectionate and will hold hands in any setting. 

Looks for any excuse to be physically affectionate.

Big spoon who cuddles relentlessly. 

He's VERY ticklish. Like, he probably enjoys being kissed on the neck, but he will start to laugh and squirm. His sides are definitely ticklish, too.

Loves holding you while you're straddling his lap with your legs wrapped around his center. He'll just press his face into your neck and stay like that.

This isn't to say that he doesn't tease you. He'll tug on loose strands of hair coming off the top of your head (closer to your hair part) while you're focusing on a task.

If you're holding food in your hand (think street food), if you look away, he will take a bite when you're distracted.

Also the partner who will come up to hug you from behind.

NSFW

He big 😏

If enthusiastic was a person, enthusiastic would be Cal.

Is definitely a service top but will bottom. Happily.

Used to giving more than receiving during sex. It shakes up the entire experience (for the better) when he is on his back getting pleasured.

Definitely not a virgin. He likely had one or two serious relationships while living in Elturel.

He likes to play-wrestle or engage in any physical activity where he has an excuse to pick you up. Will let you win and pin him, but will absolutely turn the tables to then get frisky.

Quickies aren't his favorite, but will absolutely carry you to the bedroom for one if you have flustered him enough (and if you're also in the mood).

When he gets excited in bed, he gets clumsy and will bump your forehead with his.

Remember how I said he just makes contented noises whenever he does ANYTHING with his mouth? That includes oral of any stripe.

Loves having you sit on his face. He has the muscle to lift you up while you are, but doesn’t use it. He is the kind of partner who would not mind being suffocated by your thighs.

The type of partner who will get off on you getting off, and he needs to pace himself and keep himself in check, or your moaning will wreck him.

While he loves seeing your face during sex, he also loves taking you from behind.

Enjoys lift fucking/latch fucking you.

Whimpers and gasps while he is getting a blow job. If you try to stop to make sure he's okay, you have a man on your hands who has forgotten how to speak because of how into the moment he was.

If he gets too into a blow job, he might buck his hips. Will feel like a monster if he causes you to gag by hitting the back of your throat and will immediately try to apologize. 

If you are comfortable with it, will dead weight on top of you after sex and hold you close.

Loves cuddling after sex. The cuddling is just as important to him as the sex is.

The ideal ending to sex for him is falling asleep in your arms. He knows it might be cheesy, but he enjoys the closeness.

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