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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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heehee
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literally this
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thinking abt this tweet again
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🟨
anerican choese
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Mentally floating face down in a river
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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…
me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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the little guy
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Saw this pic of Paul Mescal on twitter and I got inspired lolol
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JESSICA CHASTAIN.
Cannes Film Festival - Portraits.
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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