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not now sweetie the clutuals are posting about pregnant cato minor again

#yes! and also what is a clutual

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they just renamed the c-section from caeserian to catonian section. yes in honor of the most pregnant guy cato the younger

#exactly

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in the rat race of dignitas among roman men, the desire to be the greatest contributor to rome consumed much of their ambition - one can say that to be great is to provide. i will now draw your attention to the founding of rome by romulus, who bred a cycle of bloodshed and betrayal in the city. now think of terra, of her providence caelus, saturn, jupiter - all perpetrators of backstabbing and upward social mobility. power hungry, very much like romulus. the roman men, fueled by their desire to be great, to provide, trampling all over each other. think of the first triumvirate, so desperate to outlast their peers. now, think of marcus cato, a more conservative figure in history. he had no imperium. no real claim to dignitas. his auctoritas had been gifted to him by the roman people for his compliance to mores. he, a provider, much like terra, a mother, a

#talking out of my ass. #good NIGHT. #if u can't tell im flat out making things up

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cato actualy wrote a treatise on mpreg and mbortion that never got preserved

#1like=1rip #if we try hard enough romegaverse can be real #cato the younger

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call it mmpreg the way ii. uh. th way i follow the core concept of roman traditionalism, the unwritten code consisting of time-honoured principles, behavioural models, and social practices that affected private, political, and military life in ancient rome, distinguished from but in dynamic complement to written law,

#no ur right. speak ur truth

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fucking creep. (flirting)

#caelius #always him

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just one little stab.. just a little oneeee

#casca

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accurate analysis of the psyche of my sweet chickpea

#cicero #cato the younger #fred k drogula

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Catominor, Mpreg and Mbortion in the late Omegaverse Roman republic. (Tumblr: Tumblr University Press, 2024).

#where is the scholarly article.

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sorry for making everything about sex and/or killing myself

#every Cato post. #prev #too right!!!!

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theres this thing called thinking about some specific ancient roman guy all the time and well lets just say me and my mutuals have gone pro .....

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points at you. what are you doing

lying chest down on my bed figuring out the logistics of consul elect cato tbfh... what are YOU doing

#asks

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

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i can't help it

#ahhh beautiful... #the gingerpilled panthermaxxer... #the caelier.. #caelius

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ive dug myself into a hole with social interactions tbfh. no one asks what im doing anymore this sucks!!!! i know its the same thing but u cld pretend to care!!!! cato wld never treat me this way (girl be for real)

#lovely followers u r all my friends now. ask me what im doing #(threateningly) #i wish keeping friends was easier

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

#caelius #about #cicero #the fucking lawyer brunch by ovidiana...

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ok fine. tbh hoo octavian being the son of apollo is very funny. actual octavian could only wish he was that level of divi filius

#octavian #augustus #i read pjo when i was. very very small. i remember None of it