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Zack and Cody can finally eat in the best Italian restaurant

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I drew a little something for the Hiveworks micro comic summer~

#happy laika day to the bestest girl

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

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so you know how the first use of mansplain was on a spn livejournal comment

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Power scale fights are so stupid and dumb fuck this I'm making a new superhero hero name is Tiffany and her power is that she's just better than her opponent. Her opponent + 10% their power in every aspect. "Well Goku would still-" no she's 10% better than Goku. "But Deku-" no she had 1.1 childhood bullies he doesn't win shut up Tiffany sweep

#power scaling #shitpost

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what is your purpose

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what is your purpose

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eat

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sip soup

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rip stede but I'm a weaker man and would have kissed izzy then and there

#ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #stede bonnet #izzy hands #if i was stede bonnet i would have simply made out with izzy then and there #put the shirt back ON youre DISTRACTING

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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21st night of September Thursday

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21st night of September Thursday

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#mole interest

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I was trying to make a destiel breaking news meme about trump’s mugshot, but I fell asleep mid sentence

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I understand narcissus on a primal level (just redid my nails)

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I'm only like a little bit into the first zone but I'll say it. They should let me kiss Volo, cowards.

#WHY DID THEY TWUNKIFY HIM #dnd volo #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers

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Ron has been telling Terry Jr. that he loves his stepson for 27 years I am unwell and weeping he's not the step-dad he's the dad that stepped up

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #ron stampler #terry jr #weeping

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how nolan intended it

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graduated from the university of servitude with a masters in cuntonomics and a phd in slayology.