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the transition from hal to kyle's section of gl1990 is objectively very funny because the launchpad just hal's pure, undiluted misery. everyone is dead. i spent my entire life trying to become someone my father would have loved and not only do i resent the person i became i know in my heart of hearts that fighting for a morsel of the late martin jordan's affection has always been an exercise in futility. in desperation. i have been so naive about the institutions i dedicated myself to. i gave everything to the corps i gave my loyalty my fealty my life and once again i am left with nothing. i can't do this anymore. the "man with no fear" is scared to death. this world is unsalvageable-- i'll make it right.

kyle rayner gets thrown through the window into a lingerie store. narration box: HI! my name is KYLE RAYNER. and i don't know what i'm doing. 👍👍👍💯💯💯

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saw this post and couldn't help myself. everyone point and laugh at him

thank you @theofficialdailyplanet

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hey, remember when like five people were live at once and we all emerged from streams to ask what had happened on each other's streams and the slimearianas tearfully reported that their guys had had sex and we were like "so like metaphorically" and the slimearians had to report, shaking and crying, that no, the words "full minecraft penetration" had been used and they discussed who was on top. and played coldplay. qsmp. you just don't get experiences like this anywhere else.

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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im just making my own au at this point. this started off by me wanting more father-like kilowog content but it escalated from there and now i keep thinking about hal taking terrible images of ppl he loves on purpose

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Gif of Gillion tidestrider that says “this guy’s a fucking FISH” then transition to have the ace flag low opacity slowly come into view “but not a FUCKING fish”

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He's trying

I just wanted to do the meme djgndfkjgn

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#i'm in tears

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the assusination of julius caesar

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anyone up for dsmp rp

hey! i’ve made a server for some dsmp rp! it’s a modern au and i’d like anyone who’s interested to dm me. 

no nsfw and preferably be 15+ to join. it will be done on discord

#mcyt #dsmp #dream #rp #roleplay #dsmp roleplay

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like to slap their bald heads

reblog to slap their bald heads

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*blows a kiss to the sky*

for oppy

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squeaky toy

#this whole ep was a fever dream #/pos

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ultimately i think the reason i don't take a deeper dive into scp stuff is because nothing will ever live up to scp 5031

it starts with Edgy Murder Monster (Who Is Weird) standard fare and then ten or so diagrams later you are like. profoundly emotionally invested. and then you get to the last sentence which makes you cry irl

#shit bro #this is the best scp actually hands down #fuck your 001s