I feel like "I put your deranged ramblings through a genetics searcher and your an insect" is such a better retort than anything people could come up with.
i do this to my friends sometimes because what the fuck are they gonna do? what are you supposed to say in response to that? your shitty little roast is a tree now bitch. what are you gonna do about it
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linking sea and sky | Leica M6 | expired Centuri HD 200 | 2023
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it
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Sailor Moon | "Eccentric Planets"
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The Palm Beach Post, Florida, November 30, 1942
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Virginia Wildlife; vol. 30, no. 11. November, 1969. Illustration by Albert Shimmel.
Internet Archive
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I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever
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Dale Cooper preens like a duck. He's completely waterproof
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