eldritchmochi

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The wonder on everyone’s faces when Plavalaguna appears was real. That was the first time they’d heard it and seen the actress in full make-up.

#fifth element #one of the reasons this is a top fav movie of mine

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can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?

#mochi you useless lesbian

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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

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the first step to any successful fanfiction is two pages of bullet points about random details that barely matter interspersed with flippant oversimplifications of actual plot points

#fic things #me

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#me

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day two: no adhd meds so im real tired and intend to nap all day. penni is being such a good nurse, cuddled up to my hip making biscuits. funnily enough i have better range of motion now than i did in my early 20s when my shoulders were all fucky, and by a lot. still in very little pain, delighted every time i see my reflection and im FLAT

#mochi rambles #mochi's medical mischief

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Free serotonin from Honey thr Italian greyhound

#dogge

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

#pennicore #penni eats too fast and upsets her tummy after basically every meal #it is thus her routine to come sit in my lap after eating until she burps and feels better #because i am comfort and safety and will take care of penni #and she knows that #cats are so good #PETS are so good

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"No one wants to see art of ocs" If I dont see art of peoples ocs at least once a day I DIE. Do you want that to happen? Do you want me to DIE? Draw your ocs.

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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yeah I feel fine, why? oh, my hand tremors? yeah that's just a thing don't worry. yeahh it's a side effect of the dark arcane power boiling like magma inside my veins at all times. it's fine it makes some things hard to do but I get by yknow.

#cackles #me #like literally i also have a begnin hand tremor #and am an eldritch creature from beyond the void like tal #mochi's medical mischief

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haven’t posted art in uhhhhh A WHILE…. but i’ve been binging the mighty nein campaign now that im done uni. so here’s a cunty little essek sketch bc i love him.

#critical role #critical role fanart #c2 #blorbo containment zone

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CHAPPELL ROAN PHOTOGRAPHED BY KIRT BARNETT FOR POLYESTER ZINE

#cosplau #which I guess gets to be my catch all costuming tag #fashion

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#sailor moon and yu yu hakasho #but i learned what anime was from around 12 (2002) with detective conan inu yasha and trigun #thanks to my father teaching me how to program my vcr to record things for me automatically #so i would stop staying up to like 3 am to watch toonami on school nights lmao

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Listen. I do love weird looking monster cocks as much as the next guy, but I genuinely barely see any love for bizarre vagina biology on monsters. Whenever I see monster cunt it's always basically just human, and what's with that?

Hear me out. Here are some suggestions:

Insect monsters whose chitinous underbellies you have to rub and caress to get to their slits/gonopores.

Transmasc werewolves whose bottom growth is exagerrated while transformed, allowing for easy penetration. Knotted tdicks anyone?

Monsters who have claspers in their cunts to keep you locked inside of them while you cum.

Monsters whose wetness has an aphrodisiac quality, making it hard to think of anything but keeping your face and tongue buried inside of them to get more.

Reptile monsters with hemiclitori to make pleasure even more intense as you eat them out.

Monsters with vaginal canals they can restrict and shift around independently, allowing them to form fit themselves perfectly to your fingers or cock.

Robots with slits that vibrate as you grind against or fuck them.

Hyena monster women with pseudo-penises.

PUSSY TENTACLES!!

Idk man like monster cocks are neat but I need to eat out weird monster pussy okay?

#honry things