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You know what? Fuck it.

The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.

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I'm probably gonna get yelled at for saying this but sometimes something isn't a real problem in fandom, you just learned a Japanese word describing a general fandom practice and got scared and decided it meant "The Bad Ones" of that practice

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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#2 a day #however this is skewed by me having adhd and needing stimulants for focusing #and also being in college. so a normal ass day is stressful as fuck #I’ve developed a Very strong caffeine addiction

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The Iranian Regime is going to execute rapper Toomaj Salehi for supporting protests of Jina Amini’s murder by the regime in his songs.

Iranian activist Elica Le Bon says, “Iranians in the diaspora picked up on the fact that the regime tends not to execute people who become known to the international community. We have seen many examples of prisoners that were either released on bail or had their sentences commuted through our “say their names to save their lives” campaign on social media, using hashtags to garner attention for their causes, and even before social media existed, through getting the stories of political prisoners to international media outlets. Once reported on, and once the eyes shift to the regime and the reality of its pending brutality, realizing that the action is not worth the repercussions, we have seen them back down and not execute. For that reason, this is part of an urgent campaign for readers to talk about Toomaj as much as you can, using the hashtag #FreeToomaj or #ToomajSalehi. Every comment makes a difference, and if we were wrong, what did we lose by trying?”

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

#unreality #tag for my gal

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have you seen this one by chance? saw it reposted to pinterest and thought of my favorite public transit blog

Finally a way to market trains to the cruel capitalist

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I have a habit of picking up viral things everyone wants at homegoods stores without having any idea and I'm wondering when this moves from being a coincidence to being some kind of accidental superpower, like.

White WomenTM will follow trends devoutly, which is why you get like the cult of the Stanley Tumbler, right? So I once picked up a mug. Thick, white, blue glazed interior, its only decoration was the word 'nope' in courier font on the side. I went 'hey this is funny' and bought it.

Shortly after that I found a similar mug- same design, huh, must be the same person- that said 'hey girl' on it. I liked that one so I bought it.

And then it turned out that both of those mugs were Rae Dunn mugs and Rae Dunn had become THE kitchenware person all of a sudden. You've definitely seen her work or copies of her work- thick white ceramic with sans serif font declaring everything from 'Dog Treats' to 'Happy Day'? She does work with Disney now.

Anyway it just happened again.

I picked up a perfume at TJ Maxx because I am a trash can and it smelled nice. It's by a company called The Good Scent and the scent itself is called Manifest Your Future with all the white girl new age pagan bait- golden lines, hands holding a little moon, etc. The scent proclaims itself to be coconut milk and sage leaf but idk if the sage leaf is i the room with us right now, it smells more like a cookie to me.

Anyway, I decide to google the company up and wouldn't you know it the scent's gone viral on tiktok and wouldn't you know it you can only find it at TJ Maxx/Marshall's/HomeGoods and wouldn't you know it you can buy it on amazon for 50$.

I paid 14.

(actually my SIBLING paid 14, it was a birthday gift.)

I am the Trend Sniper, Sniper of the Trends.

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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

#tag for my gal

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

#tag for my gal

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god I am always thinking about how moist von lipwig fundamentally does not think himself as a real person. he's not a real person, and so none of his actions have consequences. until he is forced to be a real person and deal with the consequences of his actions (adorabelle) like. it's even in the name. lipwig is a fake mustache. he's not real he's just a character. he's always playing a character. what do you mean his actions have real consequences. he's not real. until he is.

#discworld

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As a kid I never saw Pontius Pilate written down, only spoken, so being a dumb kid I assumed he was called ponchus pilot. and let me tell you, Jesus being executed by a guy wearing a poncho flying a place was significantly more interesting than some boring roman guy

#religion #tag for my gal

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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.

Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)

Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....