technoblade: hi everyone my name is technochan im just an ordinary 21 year old minecraft player uwu i like to stab orphans hehe
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he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
angsty bonus:
after a long and heartfelt hug he and Iroh had The Talk™ gay edition
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Ten Stupid Convos From The Dream SMP Gang Part Four
Karl & Tubbo: *listening to ‘Pigstep but it’s Technoblade sounds’*
Karl: Wow...he’s just so handsome
Tubbo: It-
Tubbo: It’s noises, Karl
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Tommy: You know, sometimes you sound like you think you’re better than everyone else
Techno: No. It’s just that I’m surrounded by idiots
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Fundy: Wilbur fucked a salmon.
Tubbo: That’s a...thats a little bit strange
Fundy: How so?
Tubbo: Well...why a salmon?
Fundy: What else is there?
Tubbo: I mean...a sheep?
Fundy: ...
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Tommy: ‘Oh my name is Technoblade and I love little penis’
Techno: Wha-
Phil: What?
Techno: Heeeh??
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BBH: The fact that I like Skeppy more than the rest of you combined doesn’t mean that I don’t like you
Puffy: Oh :(
Eret: ...combined??
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Techno: Is that Enderman Edward?
Phil: No, it can’t be Edward. Edward is inside
Techno: Ah, it’s just his cousin
Phil: *pulling out his sword* His dead cousin
Techno:
Phil: *laughing maniacally*
Techno: Phil, I’m getting concerned about your violent tendencies
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Quackity: I’m scared...will you hug me?
George: Uhhhh...here, have some turkey
Quackity: But I’m lactose intolerant :(
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Tubbo: So do those mobs only spawn on Halloween?
Techno: Yep
Tubbo: So how does it account for leap years?
Techno: I...I’d imagine it wouldn’t-
Phil: No no no, let him explain himself. Let him do it himself
Tubbo: Because obviously the day that Halloween is...wait...wait no it’s February that does that!
Phil: There we go, he figured it out himself
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Tommy: Here’s a sign, Ninja. Put it on your house so people know it’s your home
Ninja: *typing* Ninja’s House...Pants Optional.
Tommy: Uhhh, this is-
Quackity: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
Tommy: nO
Quackity: *already taking off his clothes* YEAH
Ninja: YEAH BABY
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Tubbo: Why when I mine trees does my chest wiggle?
Eret: Wha-
Niki: Chest?
Tommy: The struggles of a man.
Tubbo: No, when you mine stuff your chest kinda just wiggles-
Tommy: Tubbo, that’s called growing up. That’s called puberty, my friend
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Hell yes, u go man
Hooded crow is having the time of his life. Please do not disturb him
(Source)
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i’m incapable of reading anything that isn’t gay fanfiction
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IM FUCKING SORRY!?!?!?
nobody was impressed with this cause they thought it was a photo so i spent like 50 hours painting it for nothing
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Nice
Good news for you, this August 23rd.
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Reblog if you’re polyamorous, support polyamorous people, or think polyamorous people and relationships are valid
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I thought that was Ciel XD
…But who I am now, it’s all thanks to you. You’ve shown me a strength I didn’t know I could possess.
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Well you scare me sometimes
HEY YOU. YES, YOU.
JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER OR ELSE
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