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they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen
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I will FUCK your PUSSY I will FUCK your Dinner I. will. FUCK. your Mama Luigi
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Hey Bro
Feel fresh
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one of the great texts of the modern era
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Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard
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We found a dog and had to improvise a leash
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fuck my ass for more daily minecraft videos
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my pet mold spore
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Im always putting my lunch a little bit away from me on the floor
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Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—
Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.
^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter
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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
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