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seeing trans people in public is like encountering an angel in the produce aisle. you understand

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

#supernatural

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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

#got a bunch of 404 errors and then a perfect bedtime 900 word Ten & Donna fic #fate tbh #fandom

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Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

#started a book that’s been on my shelf for years and I was immediately hooked

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#queer stuff

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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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"Trans and nonbinary" is phrased this way to include nonbinary people who don't consider themselves trans.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#feel great about latine tbh

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this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

#nature

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Tiger walking through algae.

#nature #this is wonderful

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#op so happy for u #also this is buckwild

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

#oooh this is interesting #mental health

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#my best friend only owned one pair of pants for a LONG time #and no other bottoms or dresses to be clear #they had huge holes in the butt and she just kept wearing them with long underwear #she could afford more btw she’s just weird #anyway OP for explanation: I have this many for several reasons #1) sensory issues 2) plus size pants SUCK to find so when I find good ones I buy them #3) because they suck to find they’re also often cheap so you need backups (like the leggings) #4) I work in a very different environment than I socialize in so I need diff clothes for each (some crossover but not entirely) #5) I am BAD at doing laundry — health issues and executive dysfunction — and so sometimes I need more

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Hey New York people!

The city’s libraries have already had to cut Sunday service and limit hours. The new budget being put forward is even worse for libraries and may require the loss of another day of service.

Please contact City Council and the Mayor asking for budget restoration

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#resources #mental health