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DAYUM

Holy Mackerel I spilled a milk outta my FISH

#FISH #MILK #CATASTROPHY

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How in the hell do I pick up writing.

Why is writing so hard to pick-up. Blank page hits harder than live round. "The first line character says is really important for their personality", what fucking idiot made that rule I just sit there watching No More Heroes opening and Meet The Scout trying to figure out what makes them so good. And after I write a line of dialogue it just reads like a skinwalker trying to pretend to be human. How do I fucking chill? I have the same things with video games, where I take them really fucking seriously for no reason even if I love goofing around.

#Writing #I need help #Need advice #video games

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Why I take video games so seriously.

Today I am going to play Fallout NV and it's going to be so silly and goofy I said and the second I leave my comatosed state I make "Litereally me" guy. Guys how do I fight myself to make "Johnny Macnofriends who exploded Easy Pete with a big ass hammer for funsies"

#Fallout New Vegas #New Vegas #Video game #Roleplaying #OCD

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Learning to mod

I am a man of no talents ( related to modding ) I wanted to play pro street and also wanted really specific car in it. Mercedes CLK63 AMG Black Series a car that was in midnight club la, and I actually managed to get a 3D model from someone on some midnight club modding community.

"It's going to be so easy" - Shithead So I looked at the damn model

And I just said "What the fuck is this"

So I stared at this horrific transformer amalgamation. And I sorted every stupid part one by one by one by one... while learning basic functions of blender. And after I sorted every part, one by one which took me around 3 hours of uninterrupted work, which is amazing because I can't read a book for 6 minutes. And after everything it turned out that textures are FUCKED and I can't do anything about it.

#Blender #Need for speed #NFS #Modelling #Modding #Pro Street

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Need for speed is really funny

The police hate you, you are THE MOST WANTED ( title screen music starts playing ) a guy with 10 million dollar bounty.

We the player are domestic terrorists. Hundreds of police cruisers destroyed, months of Cross sitting in hospital, after having big donuts thrown on his car. Thousands of hit and runs, multiple prison escapes caused. We are menace to the society, trying to rank up in the most dumbass criminal organization in existence. And when we get on top of it, after commiting COMICALLY LARGE number of impossible crimes, using an automobile with goofy paintjob, you get arrested, and if you decide not to alt + f4 you are gonna face consequences.

"Well well well, SIT DOWN *Slams your door* You've been evading your excessive speeding fines, you will spend 12 hours in the slammer and you will have to pay the fines, and you do it two more times we are going to impound your tourenwagen"

So there is only one real consequence of getting caught by the cops. You are not going to have clean record anymore, but unlike in real life when it would ruin your life, it's just slightly irritating number on your rap sheet. I feel like Joker being scared of IRS

#Need for speed #NFS #Most Wanted #MW2005 #IRS #Crime #Car crash #Sgt Cross