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I made a cringy (but fun) promo trailer thing for my blog!!

#EthicalRedHat Promo #hopefully it doesn't get taken down #ethicalredhat ooc #rp promo #indie rp #roleplay blog #rp trailer promo #used deep fake app to put my faceclaim on their #since there's so few footage of them #80's rp #horror rp #slasher rp #crime rp

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#[ I bet you didn't know that I was dangerous ] Aesthetic #wanted to make a simple phobia edit for Darby #totally not an excuse for me to upload a nakey photo of her

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The colder months sometimes made Darby’s job a little miserable, at least when she was tailing someone and had to be outside. Today wasn’t so bad though, it was cold but she wasn’t about to freeze her tits off at least. She was at one of those outdoor ice skating rinks which was fully decked out for the holiday season. She enjoyed some of the lights but thought the Santa, reindeer, elves, garlands, mistletoe and candy canes were too many in number and too loud in their shades and intensities. Though obviously, Darby with her bright tacky printed shirts and ugly sock collection wasn’t the authority on what was ‘IN’ but it didn’t take an interior decorator to know that this skating rink was beyond gaudy. Nevertheless, it did give the place a sort of wacky charm but it was still an eyesore.

She was hired by a jilted ex of the target making the private detective little more than a stalker for the night. Normally Darby wouldn’t take such jobs but being offered an absurd amount of money just to sit down and watch someone on a date wasn’t a bad gig, although it did make her feel like some kind of pervert. Occasionally she’d give little updates on her burner phone between her sessions of idle surveillance. Half the time Darby wasn’t even watching the couple, she even left at one point to go get some coffee. Easy money sure, but she still wished she was somewhere a bit warmer at the moment. The urge to simply go home and give false updates ran through her more than once.

Brown eyes peered over the paper coffee cup she was feeding from at the occupants of the ice rink. All kinds of people corralled nearby but at this hour of night is was mostly the young adults who were taking to the ice. Darby wasn’t sure if venues like this had a curfew or closing hour but she hadn’t spotted any sort of sign yet. Her phone buzzed, it was the client once again.

{ Any updates?? }

Darby huffed through her nose, shifting her weight while she located the lovers before typing her response.

{ Your former beau almost slipped on the ice. They’re just making out now }

Real riveting stuff here for sure. Darby made a point to keep her replies short and direct. She was getting paid to keep an eye on them not write the client a fucking novel. Being in the middle of questioning her life choices it took Darby a minute to hear an employee talking to what sounds like the distinct animalistic yelling of a Karen. It sounds like it’s pretty mad as it keeps making dramatic gestures and continuously pointing at some poor soul who stood beside the worker. Evidently said person somehow made the Karen angry. Darby watched the exchange since it was happening pretty close by and soon became impossible to ignore. It didn’t take long before she walked over to see what the fuss was about.

“What’s going on here?”

She did have trouble staying out of other people’s business after all.

#[ You got to be startin' something’ ] Starter #please forgive me if this is crap

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Not-so-pro-tip here, if you use the ReFace app you can put your muse’s face on gifs or videos and viola! You have content for your faceclaim!

#ethicalredhat ooc #warning some outcomes are nightmare fuel tho lol #it's best to use someone who has a similar facial structure to your muse #you can get some really awesome end results if you do that

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When you should be writing that starter but instead you spend hours on IMVU making your muse.

#ethicalredhat ooc #she looks so pretty #such a fresh fit

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Heart this and I’ll write you a starter from Darby. ♡

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You’re eyes without a face Such a human waste You’re eyes without a face

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Yo, guess who’s got that decent internet connection now!!

#ethicalredhat ooc #I'm back bitches! #will probably start out with small stuff #to help work my way back into rping again #maybe I'll make an open starter or something

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I love not being able to use my mobile hotspot for almost two months.

#ethicalredhat ooc #I miss rping but my home internet is pretty much unusable #since I live in the sticks #I'm tired of talking to computers over and over again

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How Does Your Muse React/Feel When...

😇- They are given praise 😰- They get scolded 🙇- They meet someone new and first impressions are good 👺- They meet someone new and first impressions are bad 🙌- They see their best friend 👿- They see their worst enemy ☺️- They see a friend 💅- They see a rival ❣️- They see their crush ♥️- They see their boy/girlfriend 💍- They see their spouse 🚸- They see their children 👪- They see their family (specify if desired) 💮- They get asked to hang out 💐- They get asked out on a date 💔- They get stood up/broken up with 💎- They win a huge reward 🎁- They are given a gift they like 💣- They are given a gift they dislike 🎎- They find a long lost possession of theirs 💵- They see something on sale for a bargain price 🗑- They see something that is being given away for free 📍- They narrowly escape a perilous situation 🚪- They hear someone knock on their door 📱- Someone asks to borrow their phone

#memes

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send 🎯 + a headcanon you have of my muse, and i’ll tell you how accurate it is to my portrayal.

#memes #I ain't posted nothing in forever but here I am reblogging memes

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mystery incorporated sentence starters !

starters taken from season two of scooby doo: mystery incorporated! some of these have already been edited to fit a roleplay scenario. feel free to change them how you want!

“Um, sir, do you really want me to answer that?”

“Don’t push me, older pretty boy.”

“Corporate greed is another symptom of a society rotting from the inside out.”

“Why are you always sniffin’ around for validation?”

“I hate to be the one to point this out, but that’s just crazy.”

“But everyone loves the undead.”

“We’ll be back soon. We’re gonna go get some real fake hair.”

“Not a chance, you nasty little monster.”

“Listening to women? Who ever heard of such a thing?”

“It’s what anyone who’s just a friend would do for anyone who’s just a friend.”

“The house definitely looks guilty.”

“Are you kidding? That weird ghost head just rolled out the welcome mat.”

“You know the concept of time confuses me.”

“Does anybody else think it’s strange to find a huge mansion up here in the middle of nowhere?”

“What? I can’t help it if I’m inspirational.”

“Typical adult herd mentality.”

“You think maybe (name)’s cursed? This whole town is cursed.”

“That’s so romantic. In your unusual, unique way.”

“Summer flings, they don’t mean a thing. But oh, oh, those summer nights.“

“The screams of fear and terror. Mhm. So soothing…”

“Germs lead to sick days from work, secretly crippling the nation’s economy.”

Drown your sorrows in this pint of triple fudge cookie dough caramel chip.”

“It was the ‘O’ of ‘love’. (name).”

“I tried to open my little heart to them.”

“You like these? You should check out my back abs.”

“These places are basically just coin-operated prisons.”

“Now that we’re all back to a state of total denial-“

“Next time I pick the code names.”

“I’d like to try a little aggression therapy-“

“Our actions created a better world where we all have normal and productive lives.”

“You’re thinking about the old haunted orphanage across the street.”

“Thanks to my hideously ugly and tragically deformed face.”

“Wow. That was anticlimactic.”

“A mystery is just what we need right now to wipe away our soul-crushing guilt.”

“Fun guy. Who’d want to threaten his life?”

“You said you would do anything, sacrifice anything, to save your dog.”

“Why do I always have to dig up the graves? I just washed my hands.”

“Hey, how are we supposed to make incredibly bad and stupid decisions that will wreck the rest of our lives over here with all that noise?”

“So humiliating to have to rely on a guy.”

“Throw them in the cells of despair.”

“You spend your life reading about other people’s exciting adventures and never, never, never have one of your own.”

“Curious that aliens didn’t abduct the two of you.”

“Sometimes you have to feel your way in order for things to make sense.”

“Why don’t we come back tomorrow, after lunch? Or never?”

#memes

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Bruh, I want to write some stuff but also like, I’m tired and lazy. Oh, what a dilemma.

#ethicalredhat ooc #I'll probably just end up drawing something #like my unorganized ass always does

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A psychiatric patient(Iris Cray) and a MIA detective(Joseph Oda) both lost together in the STEM system, who knew the foremost of the two would find this arrangement almost therapeutic, the latter not so much.

Being trapped in a psychological hellscape has probably caused these two to get to know each other better than most, with them both having an understanding of the other. A friendship born from mutually gruesome circumstances and shared misery, needless to say they became close fairly fast. Their friendship may not be your typical one, but neither seems too concerned with societal norms when it comes to each other, or perhaps that’s just Iris? 

When the pair weren’t running for their lives ,defending themselves against the abominations that inhabited the system or trying to find a way out, they would from time to time spend hours on the rather mundane. Whether that be reading together, solving puzzles or drinking, the two seemed to always find something to dull the pain of being in STEM. Although trivial activites can only distract someone from a bad situation for so long,especially when your only company is one other person. Needless to say cabin fever became a real reality for the pair and as time went on it presented dangerous outcomes on both ends, ofcourse amplified by the detrimental psychological effects of the STEM system.

Oddly enough neither ever seemed to hold a grudge against the other for any harm(mental or physical) the other might have caused while their mind was twisted by the system, at least not openly. Perhaps this is due to the underlining tone of codependency in their relationship, with Iris being all but too willing to label her desires and needs as unimportant in favor of molding herself to whatever she believes Joseph needs, thinking it to be the only way she will receive affinity with him. While Joseph on the other hand seems to fear being alone within the machine and that fear could be what makes him cling to a friendship that might not exist under normal circumstances. Regardless of technicalities,uncontrollable factors or incidents Iris and Joseph are still friends with a curious bond.

But as with everything in the world, things change. Friends get separated, minds get scrambled and friends forget friends. More recently the two haven’t seen each other in some time thanks to Mobius’s repeated interference and manipulation, but be that as it may Iris still holds on to the fragments of memories she possess of her friend and doesn’t seem deterred from finding out what became of Joseph.

#It's the VIBES #I need to make a tag for rebloging friend's stuff

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                                      fate always loses hold                             like electric sparks in my heart

   i leave my memoirs in blood on the floor, i hope you remember me                                       (indie fandomless serial killer oc)

#promo

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There’s some kind of cosmic cruelty of having to wait over a week for your day off only to get sick the day before it and have to spend your day off feeling crappy.

#ethicalredhat ooc #lmao wtf #at least I finished a draft #work wants me dead I swear

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mark rearranged baby on his lap so that she was facing him for a minute. he took out a tissue to wipe at her eyes quick and then he folded it and put it back in his pocket. “oh yeah. yeah i have. this lil’ girl was about uh… about the size of my palm when i got-’er!” his response to her question was spoken with little emotion but a whole lot of new york. the woman he was speaking to chose just the right thing to start the conversation with. he might not have been so sweet if it were any other interruption. it was only because he adored his shih tzu so much that he even bothered to respond with something more than a glare in the first place.

“not the runt-a the litter, but like… ah, geeze, i wanna say runner up? small but not like tea-cup small cause well, as ya might know they ain’t really bred for shows ‘n shit. and they don’t last long. sadly.” he began to pick at a tiny tangle in baby’s fur and pulled it apart with his fingers until it was smoothed down. “baby’s real healthy though. i feel her blue buffalo, like all that expensive shit. they got toy breed blend. somethin’… chicken? with rice? real good shit.” it looked like he could go on for ages about his dog if anyone let him.

he grew quiet for a second. just a second. “hey… wanna hold her?” it was a generous offer. of course in the subway car it wasn’t like the woman could bolt with the dog in tow. mark would not have any second thoughts about bludgeoning someone to death if they took his dog. baby was so light that he could just hold her out like she was made out of cotton. cotton with a wagging tail. baby looked excited. “jus’ for a sec. i gotta check my phone. i’ve been expectin’ a fuckin’ text from my boyfriend for hours. fuckin’ hours! i don’t know why i put up with this shit.” he sighed. he didn’t want to seem explosively angry but his patience was wearing thin for that matter. as if on cue his phone screen lit up and vibrated with a pinging noise. “speak of the fuckin’ devil. here, just for a sec. don’t let her squiggle out ya arms though, ‘kay? she’s fragile.”

Darby was honestly quite untroubled about listening to the man talk about his dog as it helped distract her scattered brain but was taken aback at first as he passed the cute little mass of floof into her arms. “Oh, yeah sure.” She held Baby gingerly taking the man’s instructions to heart. Last thing she wanted was for her to run loose on the subway and potentially get snatched up by somebody especially when her owner seemed a tad irritated about his awaiting phone conversation. Almost laughing at the little hair clips Baby wore Darby understood that that’s exactly what the shih tzu was to her owner-his baby. The name was very fitting considering, but it also put the hacker in mind of the protagonist from Dirty Dancing. Baby appeared content to be held by some random stranger going by her wagging tail so she at least wouldn’t be struggling during her owner’s phone call.

Brushing some of the dog’s fur between her digits Darby stared back at Baby’s excited round eyes and smiled at her. She sorta felt like how she did when she used to hold her mother’s friend’s kids for them; thinking ‘aww’ but also terrified of breaking them somehow. What a little cutie though. Now Darby herself wasn’t about to baby talk the canine but she wasn’t above it if the dog became restless and needed to be distracted. As she petted Baby she started to feel a little melancholy as she started to ponder how her own brain tried to corrupt something as innocent as a dog-especially this particular little dog. Not everything in the world was out to get her. It really made her realize how far she’d fallen mentally even if it was for just one bizarre moment.

She remained silent so as to not create unwanted background noise but it wasn’t long before Darby hunkered down to play with one of Baby’s itty-bitty-paws and commented “You’re so tiny aren’t you?”. Darby gave a few scritches behind Baby’s ear. She felt like a bear cradling a bunny not that Darby was a large woman exactly but she was surely on the broad side and hit the cap right before being ‘too tall for a women’ by some.

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