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[evelili]

oh. um. that uh. yeah um i dont think your horse is ok!

so i went to my local dollar store the other day nd found these g4.5 pony blind bag thingies for like $3 each

nd first of all lemme tell u, these are not high quality figures, but fuck if i didnt want a little twilight sparkle figure for my desk. so i was reasonable and got only 2 packs instead of All Of Them and figured it was 2 tries at a 1/4 chance, whatever right? best case scenario i get twi and rarity, worst case i get 2 rainbow dash

well as soon as i thought the worst case into existence i KNEW i fucked up. in that moment i was one with the universe and the universe was in my bones and i had tempted fate herself and was going to pay the price

i went home and opened the bags.

and i got 2 rainbow dash.

okay!! fine!!! we’re going to do it this way, are we? like no flame to rd, it just so happens if u have 6 main characters in a show and rank them, one of them is gonna b at the bottom of my list and thats ok! it’s just id really rather have a twilight sparkle figure please and thank you

so i went back to the store a day later and bought 3 more packs. each one a 1/4 chance for twilight sparkle. and as i was walking home i thought to myself:

“man, it’d b funny if this time i got every other figure except for twilight”

well guess what?

i got a rarity, a pinkie, and another rainbow dash :)

i tempted fate again and yknow what? thats on me! fool me once shame on me and all that, i had it coming. so now im here with my 3 rainbow dashes and 0 twilight sparkles and my crippling gacha addiction gene rearing its head for the first time since i managed to quit spending irl money on pngs of anime girls in 2019

i went back to the store.

i bought all the remaining bags they had.

i had 5 more tries. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a twilight sparkle figure. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a SINGLE figurine of my favourite character, and 5 more 1/4 chances to get yet another one of my least favourite.

i figured this time the odds were in my favour. i may have passed stats on a technicality, but at least i figured i’d given myself the best odds i could. and in my hubris i thought to myself:

“at least there’s no way they’re all rainbow dash”

well :)

i clearly hadnt learned my lesson

i’d tempted fate again, and FUCK if she doesnt know how to commit to the bit because,

i walked home from the dollar store.

i opened the last 5 bags.

and all of them were fucking rainbow dash.

#lili talking #reblog #shes perfect please cherish her #sorry for long post on dash it WILL happen again

[evelili]

yeah

#three of my fav games? yeah ill reblog that #reblog

[evelili]

How's the jobs of Fluttershy, Pinkie pie and Rarity on your MLP AU?

sorry, not sure what AU you mean?

#lili talking #if u mean the prom dress au then i maybe have answered before but i forget if i did #either way i dont rlly have stuff concrete for that au so. it doesnt rlly matter ig?

[evelili]

update:

the rainbow dashes have been sentenced to the Mug. additionally, today we say farewell to one brave soldier destined to become an eternal tree ornament

fare thee well brave soldier, and good riddance

so i went to my local dollar store the other day nd found these g4.5 pony blind bag thingies for like $3 each

nd first of all lemme tell u, these are not high quality figures, but fuck if i didnt want a little twilight sparkle figure for my desk. so i was reasonable and got only 2 packs instead of All Of Them and figured it was 2 tries at a 1/4 chance, whatever right? best case scenario i get twi and rarity, worst case i get 2 rainbow dash

well as soon as i thought the worst case into existence i KNEW i fucked up. in that moment i was one with the universe and the universe was in my bones and i had tempted fate herself and was going to pay the price

i went home and opened the bags.

and i got 2 rainbow dash.

okay!! fine!!! we’re going to do it this way, are we? like no flame to rd, it just so happens if u have 6 main characters in a show and rank them, one of them is gonna b at the bottom of my list and thats ok! it’s just id really rather have a twilight sparkle figure please and thank you

so i went back to the store a day later and bought 3 more packs. each one a 1/4 chance for twilight sparkle. and as i was walking home i thought to myself:

“man, it’d b funny if this time i got every other figure except for twilight”

well guess what?

i got a rarity, a pinkie, and another rainbow dash :)

i tempted fate again and yknow what? thats on me! fool me once shame on me and all that, i had it coming. so now im here with my 3 rainbow dashes and 0 twilight sparkles and my crippling gacha addiction gene rearing its head for the first time since i managed to quit spending irl money on pngs of anime girls in 2019

i went back to the store.

i bought all the remaining bags they had.

i had 5 more tries. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a twilight sparkle figure. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a SINGLE figurine of my favourite character, and 5 more 1/4 chances to get yet another one of my least favourite.

i figured this time the odds were in my favour. i may have passed stats on a technicality, but at least i figured i’d given myself the best odds i could. and in my hubris i thought to myself:

“at least there’s no way they’re all rainbow dash”

well :)

i clearly hadnt learned my lesson

i’d tempted fate again, and FUCK if she doesnt know how to commit to the bit because,

i walked home from the dollar store.

i opened the last 5 bags.

and all of them were fucking rainbow dash.

#lili talking #is the saga over? only time will tell

[evelili]

when did this happen???

#my lil man #reblog

[evelili]

a little gen 2 pony commission 💫🐹🐦

#prettyyyyy #reblog

[evelili]

i dont wanna scream but *inhales* IM ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED WITH YOUR CONTENT IVE WATCHED YOUR PROM DRESS MEME TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT<333 your twilight design is absolutely gorgeous like if i loved her character before i love her even more now i just really really love your art please accept this ramble as a compliment wait did i mention that i love your art

wahhh ty so so much!! im so happy that you like the design i did for her, it was a lot of fun for me to put together :DDD your ramble is defo a complement, dw! and, im sure youll b happy to know that the next animation i have planned will use the same design :3 so please look forward to it!

#lili talking #no promises on the timeline of that tho its still like pre-animatic phase #and im balancing another big huge project AND one thats wrapping up on top of job apps and school and part time work lol #but tentatively i want to finish it by the end of the year #if i try to open comms again in the next few months i want you all to collectively shoot me with a gun #lili does NOT need more stress!!!!

[evelili]

thank you so much for reading!! im so happy to hear that you liked it :D

animation for the fic ive lovingly dubbed “the magnum opus”, feel free to check it out if ur into horse girls being edgy and gay!

#tte #lili talking #idk what explosion emoji means but i think it is a good thing!! djfksdf

[evelili]

The gworls

#cute cute cuuuuuuute!! #reblog

[evelili]

may i share with you the best video on the internet

#:D #reblog

[evelili]

My silly fakémons Pickerpie & Snagpie! I had sm fun trying to recreate fake gifs inspired by the anime recently, I can't wait to do more :3

#omg fantastic??? #reblog

[evelili]

Maizula nation please where r u

#ayo?? #suddenly i am Considering #reblog

[evelili]

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#palestine #reblog

[evelili]

my little human?

some ref sheets i finished down below:

#oh these r so cute!! #reblog

[evelili]

i wanted to draw my rat girl for this very special occasion 

#tunes day!! #reblog

[evelili]

#all time fav #reblog

[evelili]

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

#reblog