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evilwickedme · 7 minutes
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everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever
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like this Changed Me
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 2x12 - “Bad Eggs”
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2/12 Today Soup-Nose The Goat attempted to climb through the new gate into the sheep pasture. Her escape attempt was foiled by the devastatingly brilliant scheme of The Gate Is Open, Soup-Nose.
When she tried to back out of the gate, she kept catching it on her horns and pulling it toward herself, until eventually she pressed herself tightly between the gate and the fence and had to be rescued.
The center cannot hold. One day the sun will swell and devour the earth, and there will be no sea. One day, there will be nobody left who remembers the taste of noodles. One day entropy will squeeze out the stars and all will be still and lukewarm. The bells can never be unrung. But remember this: once, just once, a goat was prevented from escaping a fence. And nothing will have been in vain.
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evilwickedme · 1 hour
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gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.
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Louisa Harland as Orla McCool in Derry Girls (2018—2022)
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evilwickedme · 2 hours
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)
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evilwickedme · 2 hours
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Why is anon switched off?
So that people cannot send me asks anonymously, but instead have to be their "real self," which is to say as an anime avatar that is the backup to the backup of their real blog, which is itself a blog that nobody in their IRL world knows about.
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evilwickedme · 2 hours
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sorry I can’t be in a situationship. I want to eat each others souls
#ye
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evilwickedme · 3 hours
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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right
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evilwickedme · 3 hours
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im just really tired of posts demanding that everyone talks about everything. for one thing i dont want to have to hear deeply uneducated opinions on extremely delicate topics.
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E.R. Comics, Ryan Pequin
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evilwickedme · 3 hours
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- Blythe Baird
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evilwickedme · 4 hours
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"And I have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain."
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evilwickedme · 4 hours
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Watching The Expanse for the first time: Pyre
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This Day in Trek.
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